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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
Only ever since you got em.
I ain't got any. 😵 I don't need em. 😏

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Originally posted by SJ247
Without any expectations.
uhm... +1000 pts for that awesomeness.

and REC!

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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
Says you could be... Weird. Sponge bob is the number 1 thing in the world thats gay. Except for people who watch it.
not gonna lie... i have a 2 foot stuffed spongebob...and every girl who's ever seen it thinks its hot as hell.

if a girl likes you, she's not going to judge you on material stuff like that, the only time someone tries to put down that kind of thing, is when they're not into you in the first place...

but thats hard to understand when your 14 rapidfyre 🙂

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I ain't got any. 😵 I don't need em. 😏
How do you move, or even breathe?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
How do you move, or even breathe?
I must be a ghost or something. 😕

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
5'11 ...135?

you are in fact, little.
I am in fact still young.

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
not gonna lie... i have a 2 foot stuffed spongebob...and every girl who's ever seen it thinks its hot as hell.

if a girl likes you, she's not going to judge you on material stuff like that, the only time someone tries to put down that kind of thing, is when they're not into you in the first place...

but thats hard to understand when your 14 rapidfyre 🙂
It doesnt matter for me, I already have got one.

And if one of my friends had a 2 foot spongebob, they would get hell from me and a couple other of my friends. Then we would eventually forget about it and find a dirty secret from another one.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Oh man, I said I won't reply in this thread anymore with "bye" but I just couldn't resist. Why do you try to make me look like a loser becuase of this silly thread ? This post of mine with chess openings and girls was a mere brainstorming.. It doesn't mean that I do not have girlfriend (which I have for five years ) nor that I will find one with "1.e4" fle ...[text shortened]... ith stupid fights over the internet. It is not my thing.

So, are we friends now ?! 😛
In fact we are not.

As long as you dont act in real life like you do here, you will turn out half ok.

But if you do have a gf why are you looking for another?

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I don't ! Do you believe everything that I write here ?

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Originally posted by ivan2908
I am not ! Do you believe everything that I write here ?
Of course not, you wrote your not a geek a while ago. 😛

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Originally posted by Badwater
If your prospective ladyfriend plays D&D then the rest is a snap. That's how I met mine. 😀

Roleplaying rocks. When it comes to the ladies (or the men; hey, I don't judge) you can't beat D&D for breaking the ice!
And if she's been put here by God to want nothing more than to worship you it's easy too.

But let's be real here.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ? I tried with King's pawn attack but they always manage to do some good defensive moves. Especially French girls. I try to impressionate them but they simply go with 1...e6! and I am in zugzwang.

What sho ...[text shortened]... ate them or what ?

But ya know, I am not a geek. I once had a girl. Her name was KIA.

🙁
With confidence that goes deep down, so she cannot mess with your self-esteem. Often, if a woman tries to mess with your head and it doesn't work, it makes her wet. She'll chase you down simply to be able to win against any competition.