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Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ? I tried with King's pawn attack but they always manage to do some good defensive moves. Especially French girls. I try to impressionate them but they simply go with 1...e6! and I am in zugzwang.

What should I do ? If I go with 1.d4 then after Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. g3 all the pretty girls will think that I am.... ya know what. So definetly f4...

Should I stalemate them or what ?

But ya know, I am not a geek. I once had a girl. Her name was KIA.

🙁

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ? I tried with King's pawn attack but they always manage to do some good defensive moves. Especially French girls. I try to impressionate them but they simply go with 1...e6! and I am in zugzwang.

What sho ...[text shortened]... ate them or what ?

But ya know, I am not a geek. I once had a girl. Her name was KIA.

🙁
Play the Bird.

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To play Bird or to play with the bird ? 😕

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Originally posted by ivan2908
To play Bird or to play with the bird ? 😕
Play the Bird with the bird, of course.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Play the Bird with the bird, of course.
This one could have nice rating...?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1139/1339541938_9669604d00.jpg?v=0


Originally posted by ivan2908
Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ?
Without any expectations.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
This one could have nice rating...?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1139/1339541938_9669604d00.jpg?v=0
That's a Quaker Parrot, also known in some areas as a Monk Parakeet. They are very smart and can learn to have a good vocabulary of words and phrases.

My mom has a pair of these and they are quite gregarious and fun to watch.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ? I tried with King's pawn attack but they always manage to do some good defensive moves. Especially French girls. I try to impressionate them but they simply go with 1...e6! and I am in zugzwang.

What sho ...[text shortened]... ate them or what ?

But ya know, I am not a geek. I once had a girl. Her name was KIA.

🙁
Don't concentrate on the game... Keep a good conversation going... Don't lose on purpose but don't treat it like a tournament game... Basically just be yourself and go with the flow.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ?
With money, making sure that they are "that" kind of girls and you are in their "workplace".

That way, you will never fail.

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Originally posted by Seitse
With money, making sure that they are "that" kind of girls and you are in their "workplace".

That way, you will never fail.
Or you can just go to Mexico, wave around a hundred dollar bill and say, " hey mamacita! Tengo muchísimo dinero"

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Or you can just go to Mexico, wave around a hundred dollar bill and say, " hey mamacita! Tengo muchísimo dinero"
Tijuana.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ? I tried with King's pawn attack but they always manage to do some good defensive moves. Especially French girls. I try to impressionate them but they simply go with 1...e6! and I am in zugzwang.

What sho ...[text shortened]... ate them or what ?

But ya know, I am not a geek. I once had a girl. Her name was KIA.

🙁
If your prospective ladyfriend plays D&D then the rest is a snap. That's how I met mine. 😀

Roleplaying rocks. When it comes to the ladies (or the men; hey, I don't judge) you can't beat D&D for breaking the ice!

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Originally posted by Badwater
If your prospective ladyfriend plays D&D then the rest is a snap. That's how I met mine. 😀

Roleplaying rocks. When it comes to the ladies (or the men; hey, I don't judge) you can't beat D&D for breaking the ice!
I can just see it now... 😵

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Hello, I know RHP general forum is filled with benevolent people willing to help. I have some life problems.

First girls. How do you approach them ? I tried with King's pawn attack but they always manage to do some good defensive moves. Especially French girls. I try to impressionate them but they simply go with 1...e6! and I am in zugzwang.

What sho ...[text shortened]... ate them or what ?

But ya know, I am not a geek. I once had a girl. Her name was KIA.

🙁
Isnt kings pawn attack rape? Not the most impressive way to get girls, but you get the guys in prison after. 🙂 Alot are in need of a geek.

First of all (I am just spitballing here) don't try being weird. If you act half as weird as you do here then you have problems (Anyone who is about to say "Says Rapidfyre", remember I am here to be a pain in the ass, I dont act like that here.) Back to the subject. Get some muscles, loose some weight. As a result, you will be muscular and not fat. Don't be a perv. like most people here. Just be cool homie.

EDIT- If that made any sense, Thanks, I rarely do make sense.

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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
Isnt kings pawn attack rape? Not the most impressive way to get girls, but you get the guys in prison after. 🙂 Alot are in need of a geek.

First of all (I am just spitballing here) don't try being weird. If you act half as weird as you do here then you have problems (Anyone who is about to say "Says Rapidfyre", remember I am here to be a pain in the as ...[text shortened]... e here. Just be cool homie.

EDIT- If that made any sense, Thanks, I rarely do make sense.
All that coming out of a gay 14 year old that weighs 99 pounds.