I have to save a mouse.

hopscotch

General

26 Feb 08

hopscotch

Joined: 09 Jun 04
Moves: 39731

26 Feb 08

Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.

Palynka

Upward Spiral

Halfway

Joined: 02 Aug 04
Moves: 8702

26 Feb 08

Originally posted by hopscotch
Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.

I propose Fried Mars Bars and haggis as bait.

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

26 Feb 08

Originally posted by Palynka
I propose Fried Mars Bars and haggis as bait.

He seems to be more into bruschetta. And we need a mod to delete some of his posts.

Palynka

Upward Spiral

Halfway

Joined: 02 Aug 04
Moves: 8702

26 Feb 08

Originally posted by Nordlys
He seems to be more into bruschetta. And we need a mod to delete some of his posts.

Genius! Then he'll come running in blind fury INTO the trap.

wormwood

If Theres Hell Below

We're All Gonna Go!

Joined: 10 Sep 05
Moves: 10228

26 Feb 08

Originally posted by hopscotch
Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.

I believe the holy hand grenade of antioch works here as well. it's a panacea.

got stupid boss? - holy hand grenade of antioch solves your problem.
lousy car? - holy hand grenade of antioch.
trouble sleeping? - holy hand grenade of antioch.
nagging wife? - the holy hand grenade of antioch.
bad conscience? - the holy hand grenade of antioch.
ran out of beer? - the holy hand grenade of antioch.

I tell you, it's even more versatile than duct tape.

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

Joined: 19 Jan 07
Moves: 73159

26 Feb 08

Originally posted by Palynka
I propose Fried Mars Bars and haggis as bait.

Is haggis that stuff you have between your ears?

F.GRANNY.

rwingett

Ming the Merciless

Royal Oak, MI

Joined: 09 Sep 01
Moves: 27626

27 Feb 08

Originally posted by hopscotch
Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.

The only way to save a mouse is to get him to accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior. 🙂

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

27 Feb 08

Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

Joined: 19 Jan 07
Moves: 73159

27 Feb 08

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.

Dear god, kill him! Do it for Christ!

F. GRANNY.

rbmorris

Vampyroteuthis

Infernalis

Joined: 13 Apr 04
Moves: 100353

27 Feb 08

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.

Go to Acme.

Pick up a few barrels of TNT...

...maybe an anvil.

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

27 Feb 08

Originally posted by rwingett
The only way to save a mouse is to get him to accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior. 🙂

As a child I had pet mice. They didn't like Cheesus.

cadwah

¯\_(^.^)_/¯

Joined: 25 Sep 05
Moves: 55289

27 Feb 08

Originally posted by Nordlys
As a child I had pet mice. They didn't like Cheesus.

Skeeter wept!

Cheesus.

Woodgie

DISCO!

Joined: 11 Mar 06
Moves: 29627

27 Feb 08

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.

That is good news.

If you ever feel insignificant, remember that when one man saved the life of one mouse he earned respect from one person.

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

27 Feb 08

1 edit

Originally posted by Woodgie
That is good news.

If you ever feel insignificant, remember that when one man saved the life of one mouse he earned respect from one person.

I think the mouse is actually getting drunk with it's mates, and taking pictures of each other mooning the traps at this stage 😛

rbmorris

Vampyroteuthis

Infernalis

Joined: 13 Apr 04
Moves: 100353

27 Feb 08

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I think the mouse is actually getting drunk with it's mates, and taking pictures of each other mooning the traps at this stage 😛

Huck: "I think I've got him this time."

Mouse: "Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person."