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Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.
I propose Fried Mars Bars and haggis as bait.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I propose Fried Mars Bars and haggis as bait.
He seems to be more into bruschetta. And we need a mod to delete some of his posts.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He seems to be more into bruschetta. And we need a mod to delete some of his posts.
Genius! Then he'll come running in blind fury INTO the trap.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.
I believe the holy hand grenade of antioch works here as well. it's a panacea.


got stupid boss? - holy hand grenade of antioch solves your problem.
lousy car? - holy hand grenade of antioch.
trouble sleeping? - holy hand grenade of antioch.
nagging wife? - the holy hand grenade of antioch.
bad conscience? - the holy hand grenade of antioch.
ran out of beer? - the holy hand grenade of antioch.


I tell you, it's even more versatile than duct tape.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I propose Fried Mars Bars and haggis as bait.
Is haggis that stuff you have between your ears?

F.GRANNY.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Thread 87977

First, I need to find out where huckleberryhound is currently at.

I have a few traps, some chocolate as bait, and a crowbar.

Any information or advice would be much appreciated.
The only way to save a mouse is to get him to accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior. 🙂

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Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.
Dear god, kill him! Do it for Christ!

F. GRANNY.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.
Go to Acme.

Pick up a few barrels of TNT...

...maybe an anvil.

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Originally posted by rwingett
The only way to save a mouse is to get him to accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior. 🙂
As a child I had pet mice. They didn't like Cheesus.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
As a child I had pet mice. They didn't like Cheesus.
Skeeter wept!

Cheesus.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Mouse update.......xe is still alive and squeaking, or so i'm told.
That is good news.

If you ever feel insignificant, remember that when one man saved the life of one mouse he earned respect from one person.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
That is good news.

If you ever feel insignificant, remember that when one man saved the life of one mouse he earned respect from one person.
I think the mouse is actually getting drunk with it's mates, and taking pictures of each other mooning the traps at this stage 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I think the mouse is actually getting drunk with it's mates, and taking pictures of each other mooning the traps at this stage 😛
Huck: "I think I've got him this time."

Mouse: "Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person."