Originally posted by darvlayWhat should you do, when a bird poos on your windscreen?
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Don't take her out again.
Originally posted by darvlayWhat do you do with an elephant with three balls?
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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
(slow day, sorry)
Originally posted by darvlayJust as long as your not rec'ing that collosal whore Shavixmir I'm happy. His blistering collection of plagerized, cut n'paste bullsh!t is infuriating.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateExcuse me?
Just as long as your not rec'ing that collosal whore Shavixmir I'm happy. His blistering collection of plagerized, cut n'paste bullsh!t is infuriating.
If I use anything from anybody else, I clearly state who wrote it.
Thank you very much.
Anyways, I was driving along as happy as could be and stopped at the first of 2 traffic lights before I hit the motorway. As I accelerated I noticed that my second gear wasn't working. Seriously!
When I drove away from the second traffic light, both my second and fourth gears weren't working! (So I could only use 1, 3 and 5).
By the time I reached my destination I was driving along, slightly less happy than could be, in my third gear! All other gears had packed it in.
I knew, after I'd seen the Italian infra-structure, I shouldn't have bought an Alfa Romeo. Any nation that can screw up a heritage such as the colosseum, can't be trusted to build proper cars.
The damage was okay. 65 euros and it shifts gears like never before.
But...
There's always a but(t)...
My brakes haven't been working too well. When you press the break-thingy down it hardly brakes and you have to pump it to get some serious action. Much like sex, but the exact opposite way around.
So, I asked them to check out my brakes as well:
The brake blocks are worn...and the distributer (or whatever...like I care) is leaking and there's hardly any brake-fluid left...360 euros!!
THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY BLOODY EUROS!!! But I can't get it fixed 'till Wednesday.
And so the bets are on! Am I going to survive until Wednesday morning or will I drive myself to death in a great big unbraking ball of Italian made fire???
Originally posted by shavixmirThat's a spicy meat-a-ball-uh!!!
Excuse me?
If I use anything from anybody else, I clearly state who wrote it.
Thank you very much.
Anyways, I was driving along as happy as could be and stopped at the first of 2 traffic lights before I hit the motorway. As I accelerated I noticed that my second gear wasn't working. Seriously!
When I drove away from the second traffic light, both ...[text shortened]... ay morning or will I drive myself to death in a great big unbraking ball of Italian made fire???
Originally posted by CoconutI'm not riding a walrus, I am a walrus, if you know what I mean.
You are only going to be able to ride your walrus for so long before people start to hate you. If you know what I mean.
How did the pirate describe his journey?
ARRRRRduous
What's a pirate's favorite beer?
CAAAARRRlesburg
When asked how much he loves his mother, what did the pirate respond?
CAAARRRRnally
Bad jokes are the best kind, if you know what I mean.
Originally posted by ark13Pirate jokes are the best kind if you know what i mean
I'm not riding a walrus, I am a walrus, if you know what I mean.
How did the pirate describe his journey?
ARRRRRduous
What's a pirate's favorite beer?
CAAAARRRlesburg
When asked how much he loves his mother, what did the pirate respond?
CAAARRRRnally
Bad jokes are the best kind, if you know what I mean.
Originally posted by darvlayso the question is, HOW did they get crusty?
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I'm dying to hit that button. Somebody here make me laugh. Tell me a joke, a funny story, something please! Make me forget about the dull, mundane work I do while surrounded by mountains of files and crusty old @ssholes. Please SOMEBODY!