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I'm dying to hit that button. Somebody here make me laugh. Tell me a joke, a funny story, something please! Make me forget about the dull, mundane work I do while surrounded by mountains of files and crusty old @ssholes. Please SOMEBODY!

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nah i have enough recs already

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Originally posted by darvlay
Not counting my non-sub recs.

I'm dying to hit that button. Somebody here make me laugh. Tell me a joke, a funny story, something please! Make me forget about the dull, mundane work I do while surrounded by mountains of files and crusty old @ssholes. Please SOMEBODY!
Once upon a time there was a user called iamroot...

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what's your job?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Not counting my non-sub recs.

I'm dying to hit that button. Somebody here make me laugh. Tell me a joke, a funny story, something please! Make me forget about the dull, mundane work I do while surrounded by mountains of files and crusty old @ssholes. Please SOMEBODY!
open ur eyes

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Are you monkeys gonna dance for me or what?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Are you monkeys gonna dance for me or what?
<----------------- Watch my avatar dance!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Are you monkeys gonna dance for me or what?
Only when you're inside the cooking pot.

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Originally posted by Nemesio
<----------------- Watch my avatar dance!
<----------------- read my title

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Dumb laws of Sweden -

1. While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

2. You may only own half a meter down in the ground of any land you own.

3. It is illegal to repaint a house without a painting license and the government's permission.

4. If you release pigs into a acornwood (or a beechnutwood) mutually owned by you and at least one more, and exceeded your quota of allowed pigs, you will have to pay a fine for each each pig to the other owners and to restore any damages caused by the extra pigs.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Only when you're inside the cooking pot.
How insensitive!

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Originally posted by darvlay
How insensitive!
That's the extreme heat messing with your nervous system.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Dumb laws of Sweden -

no surprise. its well known that sweden is promised land of gays, dumbasses and weird words (at least from finnish point of view).

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Originally posted by darvlay
Are you monkeys gonna dance for me or what?
Dancing monkeys are funny.

Just not this monkey.