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i spent a minimal amount of cash on fireworks last month, intending to celebrate our independence from tha ever oppressive english overlords of tax...
but,
we didn't shoot them off due to attendance of other festive shindigs occurring at the same time...

i need advice...

would it be appropriate to put ALL these fireworks (nearly ten USA! pounds of medium explosives) into a semi-flammable container (think wooden crate), place them on the door step of the hood county sheriff's office (tha local jailhouse), ignite said container, and then scram???
i'm told that the deputies are always on the lookout fer fun such az this...

so far my experts are telling me i have about a four percent chance of completely evading capture...

rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
i spent a minimal amount of cash on fireworks last month, intending to celebrate our independence from tha ever oppressive english overlords of tax...
but,
we didn't shoot them off due to attendance of other festive shindigs occurring at the same time...

i need advice...

would it be appropriate to put ALL these fireworks (nearly ten USA! pounds of m ...[text shortened]... are telling me i have about a four percent chance of completely evading capture...

rookie
Other options you've considered?

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Originally posted by rookie54
i spent a minimal amount of cash on fireworks last month, intending to celebrate our independence from tha ever oppressive english overlords of tax...
but,
we didn't shoot them off due to attendance of other festive shindigs occurring at the same time...

i need advice...

would it be appropriate to put ALL these fireworks (nearly ten USA! pounds of m ...[text shortened]... are telling me i have about a four percent chance of completely evading capture...

rookie
Or just let them off on a birthday? Or celebrate being alive! Yeah, do it now, let them all off and celebrate living - forget incinerating the jailhouse and trapped people inside.


😀

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Originally posted by rookie54
i spent a minimal amount of cash on fireworks last month, intending to celebrate our independence from tha ever oppressive english overlords of tax...
but,
we didn't shoot them off due to attendance of other festive shindigs occurring at the same time...

i need advice...

would it be appropriate to put ALL these fireworks (nearly ten USA! pounds of m ...[text shortened]... are telling me i have about a four percent chance of completely evading capture...

rookie
Give them to the poor, like your president did with your GDP

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Give them to the poor, like your president did with your GDP
You're the reincarnation of Mother Theresa aren't you. What a nice thought, thinking of the poor.



See ya at "The" BBQ.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You're the reincarnation of Mother Theresa aren't you. What a nice thought, thinking of the poor.



See ya at "The" BBQ.
I'll be the one with the beer, and the strange accent.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'll be the one with the beer, and the strange accent.
Now that'll be really confusing because I believe that'll be true of all of us. I suggest name tags.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Now that'll be really confusing because I believe that'll be true of all of us. I suggest name tags.
I'll be the blue one...we don't do heat in Scotland....Fact.

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Originally posted by rookie54
i spent a minimal amount of cash on fireworks last month, intending to celebrate our independence from tha ever oppressive english overlords of tax...
but,
we didn't shoot them off due to attendance of other festive shindigs occurring at the same time...

i need advice...

would it be appropriate to put ALL these fireworks (nearly ten USA! pounds of m ...[text shortened]... are telling me i have about a four percent chance of completely evading capture...

rookie
donate them to charity, local orphanages need suitable presents for the kids.

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thanks, folks, fer all yer wonderful suggestions...
i ACTUALLY 'loled' at a couple...

next up, a large batch of condoms purchased off of ebay, it appears there may be a problem with manufacturing defects...

back to tha jailhouse???

rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
i spent a minimal amount of cash on fireworks last month, intending to celebrate our independence from tha ever oppressive english overlords of tax...
but,
we didn't shoot them off due to attendance of other festive shindigs occurring at the same time...

i need advice...

would it be appropriate to put ALL these fireworks (nearly ten USA! pounds of m ...[text shortened]... are telling me i have about a four percent chance of completely evading capture...

rookie
How much tax did you pay to the oppressive USA tax overlords when you bought your fiery freedom sticks?

/irony

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
How much tax did you pay to the oppressive USA tax overlords when you bought your fiery freedom sticks?

/irony
He used his condoms and brought them from Tijuana

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Originally posted by rookie54
i spent a minimal amount of cash on fireworks last month, intending to celebrate our independence from tha ever oppressive english overlords of tax...
but,
we didn't shoot them off due to attendance of other festive shindigs occurring at the same time...

i need advice...

would it be appropriate to put ALL these fireworks (nearly ten USA! pounds of m ...[text shortened]... are telling me i have about a four percent chance of completely evading capture...

rookie
Next question... do you have 10 fingers?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Next question... do you have 10 fingers?
He does now.