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Originally posted by Jigtie
🙂

I guess when I think luxury, I'm thinking Mercedes and the like. Volvo is
hardly a Mercedes. Is it? BMW? Apparently they are comparable. I grew up
with Volvos all over the place, and I grew up real poor.

I just can't get the image of Volvo being cheap and simple out of my head.
Reliable and safe cars, yes, but... oh, never mind. 😵
Forget about the cars, would you? Let's talk about Swedish women.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Forget about the cars, would you? Let's talk about Swedish women.
I've had my fair share of them, as have you I'm sure. Let's talk about your
Mexican Senioritas instead, shall we? Ayaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!

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Originally posted by Jigtie
I've had my fair share of them, as have you I'm sure. Let's talk about your
Mexican Senioritas instead, shall we? Ayaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!
Mexican señoritas make good wives.

Swedish chicks make wonderful girlfriends.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Mexican señoritas make good wives.
Oh, come now.

A Señorita once said to me.

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Oh, come now.

A Señorita once said to me.
I've heard you're called "the fast one".

It's not a good thing when it boils down to señoritas, you know.

😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
I've heard you're called "the fast one".
I'm not too fast, nor too slow. I come precisely when I mean to.

Like a good wizard, I am, but way more insipid. Obviously.

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Originally posted by Jigtie
I'm not too fast, nor too slow. I come precisely when I mean to.

Like a good wizard, I am, but way more insipid. Obviously.
Wizards are not hot, man.

Stop saying that. Midgets and axe men are, for that matter.

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Well from what I hear, a 1988 Ford Tauras is like a luxury car in
sweden


?

A few years ago before I graduated college I did construction work for
a boss who liked to feed of the rich. Almost all of them had luxury type
volvo's.


Yes, it's always been possible to include features to the point of luxury,
but in standard delivery V ...[text shortened]... unny. It was a hell of an
effort though.[/i]

Well, excuuuuuuse me. 😵

Geez, relax man.
I speak truth. That is all.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I've heard you're called "the fast one".
Why is it that some 24 hours after the fact you come up with a good reply?

Can't you see I'm a turtle head? 😏