I killed Colin(thecheat2) yesterday

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Nailed to a tree.

Originally posted by Starrman
Occular penetration

Quidditch game in which his ex girlfriend scored the winning goal against his team, resulting in him being shunned by his teammates and being made to eat grass until he died a sad and lonely death. Sigh. :'(

D

Rudely rammed in the rectum by Roger Rabbit.

Stripped, Raped and Strangled

or

Stabbed in the Neck

EDIT: By the way, I'm not trying hard here. Just listing Cannibal Corpse songs: http://www.darklyrics.com/c/cannibalcorpse.html

tarred and feathered

[Edit: inserted another e in feathered....]

Umbrella inversion post-insertion

Violence by iron bar.

Whacked about the head and shoulders with a lead-filled shooting stick.

Xylophone to the head

or

Xenobiotic infection

yo-yoed to death by a giant with a long line

Originally posted by Ponderable
yo-yoed to death by a giant with a long line

aardvark ate hime for breakfast

boobytrap

Originally posted by schakuhr
boobytrap