I Love Girls, how to play smooth...JIMMY

I love girls, and i think now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to walk....how do i meet?

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i think now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to walk....how do i meet?

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
First , wait till after puberty. Then , get rich and stand still . They'll find you .

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i think now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to walk....how do i meet?

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i think now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to walk....how do i meet?

Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i think now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to walk....how do i meet?

I'll give you a hint Jimmy: playing chess on a website isn't going to do it.

Especially not a mostly male website.

Originally posted by orfeo
I'll give you a hint Jimmy: playing chess on a website isn't going to do it.

Especially not a mostly male website.

Create a Neon Green sign, ensure it says that you a lonely and misunderstood. Place it on top of your head. Then use bright ornage paint. and cover yourself in it. Add one of those multi colored suits done in plaid and platform shoes that have goldfish tanks in the heels. Then walk up to her door. When she answers, explain that you are a moron and that you need her to help you find your way back to your tv land studio.

It will help you out further if you get a little child's tricycle to take her on your first date, which I would recomend the local dump where you can show off your ability to make used banana peel pie, juggle broken egg shells, and where you can find some of the best fed rats you can offer to her for a gift.

Follow this I can promise you will get results! 😛🙄

i find that the best way to be smooth is to use a blender, although there is a bit of a problem with bones and you may have to do them seperatly in a grinder.

Originally posted by genius
i find that the best way to be smooth is to use a blender, although there is a bit of a problem with bones and you may have to do them seperatly in a grinder.

Originally posted by KJCavalier
sanding works too

learn that they are as screwed up as we . but they have the law on there side??

Originally posted by genius
yeah, but that just takes so long. although is it much more smooth. do you use a sanding machine, or just do it by hand?

yeah, but then you get sand in your mixture. have you ever tried that, blood, bones and sand? bleugh!

and stoker, get the grammer correct and i'll rec that post...😉