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I Love Girls, how to play smooth...JIMMY

I Love Girls, how to play smooth...JIMMY

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Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number
Circle her with your head and shoulders hunched as if ready to pounce . Growl low and maintain steady eye contact(don't even blink) . Make sure the circle is getting smaller and smaller . When you're right behind her , stop growling and bury your nose in her hair at the nape of her neck . Make sure to sniff in and breath quite audibly . Whine and yip loudy , jump about excitedly , and throw yourself at her feet belly up .

If it doesn't work the first time , keep trying . Girls can be dense sometimes and not understand your overtures .

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I love girls, and i think now is the time to rise and shine and snatch my first GIRLFRIEND.....how do i go, ive got one girl already on me, but i only met her on the internet, she lives near me but not near enuff to walk....how do i meet?
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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number
First you need to let her know that you have absolutely no respect for women at all - all you see is a pair of lumps in the front, and one in the back - nothing else really matters. Next tell her that you're two faced, and go after multiple women at the same time - I'm sure she won't mind sharing. Last, she needs to recognize that you have a brain, a penis, and only enough blood to supply one at a time (who knows? that might be a turn on).

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number
Here's a really crazy idea.

BE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

And stop asking people on an internet chess site how to do that. After all, you see the results you will get. No one, and I do mean NO ONE, is going to answer this question seriously at all.

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Originally posted by Remora91
First you need to let her know that you have absolutely no respect for women at all - all you see is a pair of lumps in the front, and one in the back - nothing else really matters. Next tell her that you're two faced, and go after multiple women at the same time - I'm sure she won't mind sharing. Last, she needs to recognize that you have a brain, a penis, and only enough blood to supply one at a time (who knows? that might be a turn on).
Young Remora already knows men so well. I'm impressed!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Young Remora already knows men so well. I'm impressed!
Dude, Kirk's obviously gonna teach her what's what.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Young Remora already knows men so well. I'm impressed!
Frightening, isn't it?

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Originally posted by genius
yeah, but then you get sand in your mixture. have you ever tried that, blood, bones and sand? bleugh!

and stoker, get the grammer correct and i'll rec that post...😉
If your grammer isn't correct by now, it's probably too late for her to learn.

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Originally posted by Remora91
First you need to let her know that you have absolutely no respect for women at all - all you see is a pair of lumps in the front, and one in the back - nothing else really matters. Next tell her that you're two faced, and go after multiple women at the same time - I'm sure she won't mind sharing. Last, she needs to recognize that you have a brain, a penis, and only enough blood to supply one at a time (who knows? that might be a turn on).
Jesus H. Christ. Getting a phone number isn't the same as trying to bed her on the first night.

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number
I think you are not gonna get her number unless you ask for it. So make sure not to forget to ask for her number at the end of the date.

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Originally posted by genius
i find that the best way to be smooth is to use a blender, although there is a bit of a problem with bones and you may have to do them seperatly in a grinder.
or find someone who owns a pig farm. If you ever saw "Snatch" then you know what i mean. (bricktop)