Originally posted by friendlyneighbor14You can subscribe or not subscribe, but don't hand us that line. Golf is one of the most expensive hobbies you can have. Green fees alone are at least $50 for a public course, then add the cart, the beer, the skins play, and you're looking at a few hundred grand a game, minimum!!
If I had the money I would subscribe
Originally posted by PBE6ahhhhhhhhh!!
You can subscribe or not subscribe, but don't hand us that line. Golf is one of the most expensive hobbies you can have. Green fees alone are at least $50 for a public course, then add the cart, the beer, the skins play, and you're looking at a few hundred grand a game, minimum!!
I love golf too, but I do find Boothby Graffoe's take on it amusing:
Boothby Graffoe: A Good Walk Ruined
You need a stick
One end thin, the other thick
Then you'll be needing something small
Like a little dimpled ball
You have to balance it on plastic
Make sure it doesn't touch the ground
Raise the stick above your head
Face your shoulder to the wind
And try and hit the little ball
And strain the muscles of your heart
Not to see how far it goes
But like everybody knows
There's a tiny little hole
Over half a mile away
You have to get it into there
It can take all day
It can take all day
You need a life
One end thin, the other thick
Then you'll be needing something small
Like a little dimpled ball
You have to balance it with plastic
Keep it raised above the ground
Teach it how to play with sticks
Face your shoulder to the wind
And then you lose the little ball
And tear the muscles of your heart
And this is really all there is
Yes this is really all there is
This is really all there is
There isn't any more
But this is really all there is
euh-eer-ere-ere-ere-ere [mumbled]
Don't forget to listen to BBC Radio 4 tomorrow at 6:30pm BST!