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I have a fat b@stard customer in my shop inspecting some work we are doing. Apparently 'inspecting' is code for 'being a f*ktacular douche'. Not only is he creepy in a child molester kind of way, at the moment the morbidly obese weasel is standing on a roll around ladder, giving advice that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he's an idiot and spraying donut crumbs on the techs trying to do their job.

Its all I can do to keep from giving him a fist of death donkey punch right in the @$$.

What shall I do wise RHP'ers?!?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a fat b@stard customer in my shop inspecting some work we are doing. Apparently 'inspecting' is code for 'being a f*ktacular douche'. Not only is he creepy in a child molester kind of way, at the moment the morbidly obese weasel is standing on a roll around ladder, giving advice that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he's an idiot an ...[text shortened]... om giving him a fist of death donkey punch right in the @$$.

What shall I do wise RHP'ers?!?
Donkey Death! Doneky Death! Donkey Death!

If you do it while he's up the ladder, you can say he slipped and cracked his head.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Donkey Death! Doneky Death! Donkey Death!

If you do it while he's up the ladder, you can say he slipped and cracked his head.
kick the ladder. . . less chance of a police charge

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Does your avatar tell you something?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a fat b@stard customer in my shop inspecting some work we are doing. Apparently 'inspecting' is code for 'being a f*ktacular douche'. Not only is he creepy in a child molester kind of way, at the moment the morbidly obese weasel is standing on a roll around ladder, giving advice that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he's an idiot an ...[text shortened]... om giving him a fist of death donkey punch right in the @$$.

What shall I do wise RHP'ers?!?
Get a coffee for him...

P-

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a fat b@stard customer in my shop inspecting some work we are doing. Apparently 'inspecting' is code for 'being a f*ktacular douche'. Not only is he creepy in a child molester kind of way, at the moment the morbidly obese weasel is standing on a roll around ladder, giving advice that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he's an idiot an ...[text shortened]... om giving him a fist of death donkey punch right in the @$$.

What shall I do wise RHP'ers?!?
What? Why are you inspecting your own shop?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Get a coffee for him...

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Good idea, I'll fake a stumble and splash him in the balls with it. I think cooling his badly scalded balls down with the firehose will be my next step.

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Slip your wallet into his pocket and phone the Police.

Say you saw him steel it.

I would also suggest that you tell the Police that you also saw him running around in the toilet with no cloth's on.

The last bit just makes the court case more interesting.

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set fire to him

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Have a techie get injured by the roving ladder, and file charges for assault with the police

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Haha, whatever happened to the saying "the customer is always right"..?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
creepy in a child molester kind of way,
Give him a one-way ticket to Vietnam. Seemingly child molesters get executed by rifle over there.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a fat b@stard customer in my shop inspecting some work we are doing. Apparently 'inspecting' is code for 'being a f*ktacular douche'. Not only is he creepy in a child molester kind of way, at the moment the morbidly obese weasel is standing on a roll around ladder, giving advice that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he's an idiot an ...[text shortened]... om giving him a fist of death donkey punch right in the @$$.

What shall I do wise RHP'ers?!?
Sell up as you have no idea how to treat customers.