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Originally posted by Nyxie
Yeah sure, helped explain, uh-huh *smiles*

I still don't get it......
"Free Range Eggs" are a type of egg. (Actually, free range just means that the hens are treated differently than normal hens; like being able to walk around outside, and such)

So when he saw a sign saying "Free Range Eggs" he asked his mom what "range eggs" were, because he thought they were giving away range eggs.

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When I was very young my parents didn't have a record player . I thought that was something only rich people had . Growing up without one , I never made the obvious connection between records and radio . I thought music groups traveled around to different radio stations , set up their instruments , and played live into a microphone .

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
"Free Range Eggs" are a type of egg. (Actually, free range just means that the hens are treated differently than normal hens; like being able to walk around outside, and such)

So when he saw a sign saying "Free Range Eggs" he ask ...[text shortened]... were, because he thought they were giving away range eggs.

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using parentheses helps....

Instead of free (range eggs), its (free range) eggs....

Or in grammatical terms, the adjective free is modifying the range (i.e., explaining what kind of range - it's a free range), not the eggs (i.e., they're not free eggs of the range variety).

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
When I was very young my parents didn't have a record player . I thought that was something only rich people had . Growing up without one , I never made the obvious connection between records and radio . I thought music groups traveled around to different radio stations , set up their instruments , and played live into a microphone .
"Damn, those Coldplay guys travel fast."
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When I was 7, I convinced my 5 year old sister that we were special kids and that she could fly. She climbed to the top of a 10ft (2 meter) tall climbing frame and tried to fly... she broke both legs, fractured her wrist, fractued her left arm, minor concussion and then spent 3 weeks in traction.

My parents still havent forgiven me for it ๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
... 10ft (2 meter) ...

I'm no metric wizard, but I know that 2 meters does not come close to 10 feet.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
When I was 7, I convinced my 5 year old sister that we were special kids and that she could fly. She climbed to the top of a 10ft (2 meter) tall climbing frame and tried to fly... she broke both legs, fractured her wrist, fractued her left arm, minor concussion and then spent 3 weeks in traction.

My parents still havent forgiven me for it ๐Ÿ˜•
GAWD!

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And another thing:

WWII was fought between Germany and little Holland; it only became a 'world'-war when Canada helped us win it, because it really wasn't fair.

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I believed people lived in black and white in the "olden days'

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i still have a belly button phobia due to being told your bb was untied to take out babies and then tied in a knot again. UGH

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I believed people lived in black and white in the "olden days'
It was all black and white at one time . But we got sick of it and decided to paint everything . That's why all of us older people are so tired .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It was all black and white at one time . But we got sick of it and decided to paint everything . That's why all of us older people are so tired .
As Steven Wright said:

It's a small world ~ but I wouldn't want to paint it...

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Originally posted by Coconut

I'm no metric wizard, but I know that 2 meters does not come close to 10 feet.
3 meters then. Things looked so much bigger when you're 5yrs old

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When I was little I went to a Christian private school and for some reason I thought I could talk to God on this little red plastic phone I had. As sick as it sounds I guess it really must've been the voices in my head......... Damn private schools. :'(

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I thought Little Debbie was my cousin Josh....