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(Don't push <enter> while contemplating your post)

I once believed that God read the news on TV and Hanna Barbera was a great woman.

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when i was younger, i wanted to be a rabbit.

-true story

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The term "A round of applause"

Up until about five, I used to think they were saying "A round of the paws", and I wondered why people did it and not dogs or cats.....🙄

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when I was younger i thought direct debbie was someone who worked in the bank who was straight to the point...turns out they were speaking about direct debits...hmmm !!

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When I was younger I used to believe in:

-GOD
-LOVE
-FREEDOM
-NEWS
-THAT ALL WILL GET GOOD ONCE BUT IT ONLY GETS HARDER

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When I was young, I had a crush on Commander Makara from StarFleet, which is pretty apposite considering Dai-X eventually crushed her to death with his fist in the final episode.

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When I was five I beleived that presidential elections in Burkina-Faso were transparent and democratic....

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I was out with my parents one day when i saw a sign by the side of the road. I asked my mum what a 'range egg' was. She looked puzzled and asked me why I wanted to know.
"Because," I replied, "they're givng them away free over there."

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
I was out with my parents one day when i saw a sign by the side of the road. I asked my mum what a 'range egg' was. She looked puzzled and asked me why I wanted to know.
"Because," I replied, "they're givng them away free over there."
I know I'm going to look stupid, but.....I don't get it.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
I know I'm going to look stupid, but.....I don't get it.
I keep telling you, just smile, nod and go uh-huh sure. Because if we don't keep upa good front, they're going to figure out we don't get half of this stuff.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
I know I'm going to look stupid, but.....I don't get it.
Which bit don't you get?

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...free range eggs...

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Originally posted by Nyxie
I keep telling you, just smile, nod and go uh-huh sure. Because if we don't keep upa good front, they're going to figure out we don't get half of this stuff.
Ahhh, yes. Of course! How could I forget? *nods and smiles*

Luckily for both of us, Genius helped explain the situation. I feel much better now.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Ahhh, yes. Of course! How could I forget? *nods and smiles*

Luckily for both of us, Genius helped explain the situation. I feel much better now.
helped? i explained it in full to you, thankyouverymuch!

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Ahhh, yes. Of course! How could I forget? *nods and smiles*

Luckily for both of us, Genius helped explain the situation. I feel much better now.
Yeah sure, helped explain, uh-huh *smiles*

I still don't get it......