I once believed that...

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I once believed that God read the news on TV and Hanna Barbera was a great woman.

when i was younger, i wanted to be a rabbit.

-true story

The term "A round of applause"

Up until about five, I used to think they were saying "A round of the paws", and I wondered why people did it and not dogs or cats.....🙄

when I was younger i thought direct debbie was someone who worked in the bank who was straight to the point...turns out they were speaking about direct debits...hmmm !!

When I was younger I used to believe in:

-GOD
-LOVE
-FREEDOM
-NEWS
-THAT ALL WILL GET GOOD ONCE BUT IT ONLY GETS HARDER

When I was young, I had a crush on Commander Makara from StarFleet, which is pretty apposite considering Dai-X eventually crushed her to death with his fist in the final episode.

When I was five I beleived that presidential elections in Burkina-Faso were transparent and democratic....

I was out with my parents one day when i saw a sign by the side of the road. I asked my mum what a 'range egg' was. She looked puzzled and asked me why I wanted to know.
"Because," I replied, "they're givng them away free over there."

Originally posted by jimmyb270
I was out with my parents one day when i saw a sign by the side of the road. I asked my mum what a 'range egg' was. She looked puzzled and asked me why I wanted to know.
"Because," I replied, "they're givng them away free over there."

Originally posted by Shanshu311
I know I'm going to look stupid, but.....I don't get it.

Originally posted by Shanshu311
I know I'm going to look stupid, but.....I don't get it.

...free range eggs...

Originally posted by Nyxie
I keep telling you, just smile, nod and go uh-huh sure. Because if we don't keep upa good front, they're going to figure out we don't get half of this stuff.

Originally posted by Shanshu311
Ahhh, yes. Of course! How could I forget? *nods and smiles*

Luckily for both of us, Genius helped explain the situation. I feel much better now.

Originally posted by Shanshu311
Ahhh, yes. Of course! How could I forget? *nods and smiles*

Luckily for both of us, Genius helped explain the situation. I feel much better now.