Originally posted by moonbus Unfortunately, Moonbus contributed another post to a thread which would otherwise have petered out by itself. Fortunately, Moonbus voluntarily withdrew from a party indiscriminate enough to let him try to crash it.
Unfortunately the moonbus went over the cliff and really did crash into a party. Neds party killing 7 children and injuring 11. Fortunately Peter was a hero pulling several to safety...more news latter.
Originally posted by cashthetrash Unfortunately the moonbus went over the cliff and really did crash into a party. Neds party killing 7 children and injuring 11. Fortunately Peter was a hero pulling several to safety...more news latter.
Fortunately, Ned was a faith healer and resurrected 3 of the nearly-dead children and healed 10 of the injured. Unfortunately, 4 of the children really were dead and one of the injured turned out to be a walrus which lumbered away over the wreckage of the demolished moonbus.
Originally posted by cashthetrash Unfortunately the moonbus went over the cliff and really did crash into a party. Neds party killing 7 children and injuring 11. Fortunately Peter was a hero pulling several to safety...more news latter.
Unfortunately all children he managed to save turned to be his out-of-wedlock born children so he is now in debts due alimonies and numerous court trials.
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Originally posted by vandervelde Unfortunately all children he managed to save turned to be his out-of-wedlock born children so he is now in debts due alimonies and numerous court trials.
Originally posted by redbarons fortunately moonbus won 6 million on the lottery
Unfortunately the lottery was under investigation by several different world investigation organizations and found to be fraudulent (they kept all the money) and cost moonbus an additional 1 million in court costs and attorney fees.
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Originally posted by cashthetrash Unfortunately the lottery was under investigation by several different world investigation organizations and found to be fraudulent (they kept all the money) and cost moonbus an additional 1 million in court costs and attorney fees.
fortunately the Texan multi millionaire grandfather of moonbus croaked and left the lot to him solving all his financial troubles forever and ever Amen.
Originally posted by redbarons fortunately the Texan multi millionaire grandfather of moonbus croaked and left the lot to him solving all his financial troubles forever and ever Amen.
Unfortunately, the Texan multi millionaire grandfather of moonbus who croaked and left the lot to him solving all his financial troubles forever and ever Amen, turned out to be Mae West in disguise and the IRS sued for back taxes plus interest.
Originally posted by moonbus Unfortunately, the Texan multi millionaire grandfather of moonbus who croaked and left the lot to him solving all his financial troubles forever and ever Amen, turned out to be Mae West in disguise and the IRS sued for back taxes plus interest.
Fortunately, Mae West and Moonbus were smart enough to shelter the money in an off shore trust and they ran off to live happily ever after and raised 14 children and a walrus.
Originally posted by cashthetrash Fortunately, Mae West and Moonbus were smart enough to shelter the money in an off shore trust and they ran off to live happily ever after and raised 14 children and a walrus.
Unfortunately for Moonbus, Mae told crashthetash to 'come on up and see me sometime' and he did and Moonbus got bumped off the thread.
Originally posted by moonbus Unfortunately for Moonbus, Mae told crashthetash to 'come on up and see me sometime' and he did and Moonbus got bumped off the thread.
But fortunately there was a needle tied to the thread and moonbus landed in a haystack and found the needle, so Mae West wound up her spool of thread and low and behold found moonbus on the other end with a golden needle stuck in his bum.
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Originally posted by cashthetrash But fortunately there was a needle tied to the thread and moonbus landed in a haystack and found the needle, so Mae West wound up her spool of thread and low and behold found moonbus on the other end with a golden needle stuck in his bum.
unfortunately for moonbus the golden needle contained a leathal dose of unrefined goats urine.
Originally posted by redbarons unfortunately for moonbus the golden needle contained a leathal dose of unrefined goats urine.
Fortunately the needle was very long and passed all the way through and the unrefined urine spurted out the other side onto Mae Wests new carpet. So moonbus lived temporarily.
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Originally posted by cashthetrash Fortunately the needle was very long and passed all the way through and the unrefined urine spurted out the other side onto Mae Wests new carpet. So moonbus lived temporarily.
unfortunately unrefined goats urine gives of a deadly toxic gas
Originally posted by redbarons unfortunately unrefined goats urine gives of a deadly toxic gas
Fortunately the CIA was able to capture the toxic gas and release it over Area 51, thus diverting attention from moonbus's terrible golden needle wound while Mae made a comeback by selling the story to the tabloid press.
Originally posted by moonbus Fortunately the CIA was able to capture the toxic gas and release it over Area 51, thus diverting attention from moonbus's terrible golden needle wound while Mae made a comeback by selling the story to the tabloid press.
Unfortunately, there were some Swedish journalists under cover in Nevada at the time, and one of the survivors spread the voice in Swedish The Stockholm International Peace Research Institute. As far as Mae is concerned, she was a guest in Colbert Report and admitted she was in fact he, so he is facing a lawsuit for deceiving the public.