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  1. Subscribersonhouse
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    27 Apr '14 14:21
    A guy took off from a small airport with his small plane.

    Unfortunately it ran out of gas in midair.

    Fortunately there was a soft field in which to land.

    Unfortunately there was a large tree in the middle of the field,

    fortunately he was able to slide by it on the way down.

    And so forth.
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    27 Apr '14 14:45
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    A guy took off from a small airport with his small plane.

    Unfortunately it ran out of gas in midair.

    Fortunately there was a soft field in which to land.

    Unfortunately there was a large tree in the middle of the field,

    fortunately he was able to slide by it on the way down.

    And so forth.
    Unfortunately there were poor innocent babies sitting in the middle of the field for absolutely no reason at all.
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    27 Apr '14 14:56
    Originally posted by C Hess
    Unfortunately there were poor innocent babies sitting in the middle of the field for absolutely no reason at all.
    but fortunately C Hess was there to protect them unfortunately the aircraft exploded
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    27 Apr '14 16:50
    Originally posted by redbarons
    but fortunately C Hess was there to protect them unfortunately the aircraft exploded
    Fortunately he had a fire extinguisher with him. Unfortunately it was empty.
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    27 Apr '14 16:54
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
    Fortunately he had a fire extinguisher with him. Unfortunately it was empty.
    fortunately C Hess used his massive ego to engulf the explosion unfortunately C Hess survived the blast
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    27 Apr '14 17:221 edit
    Originally posted by redbarons
    fortunately C Hess used his massive ego to engulf the explosion unfortunately C Hess survived the blast
    fortunately he was a changed man after that.

    unfortunately he changed into redbarons.
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    27 Apr '14 17:27
    Originally posted by JS357
    fortunately he was a changed man after that.

    unfortunately he changed into redbarons.
    fortunately for redbarons unfortunately redbarons needed the loo and flushed C Hess away
  8. This is embarrasking
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    27 Apr '14 18:19
    I memorized a childrens book when I was in 1st grade.
    Don't know how it is still in my memory banks after all these years when I can't even recall what I ate yesterday.


    Fortunately, one day Ned got a letter that said: “Please come to a surprise party.

    Unfortunately, The party was in Florida, and he was in NY.

    Fortunately, his friend loaned him an airplane.

    Unfortunately, the motor exploded.

    Fortunately, there was a parachute on the airplane.

    Unfortunately, there was a hole in a parachute.

    Fortunately, there was a haystack on the ground.

    Unfortunately, there was a pitchfork in the haystack.

    Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork.

    Unfortunately, he missed the haystack.

    Fortunately, he landed in water.

    Unfortunately, there were sharks in the water.

    Fortunately, he could swim.

    Unfortunately, there were tigers on the land.

    Fortunately, he could run.

    Unfortunately, he ran into a deep dark cave.

    Fortunately, he could dig.

    Unfortunately, he dug himself into a fancy ballroom.

    Fortunately, there was a surprise party going on.

    And fortunately, the party was for him.

    Because, fortunately, it was his birthday.
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    27 Apr '14 18:221 edit
    Never mind 😞
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    27 Apr '14 18:35
    Originally posted by cashthetrash

    Fortunately, there was a haystack on the ground.

    Unfortunately, there was a pitchfork in the haystack.

    Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork.

    Unfortunately, he missed the haystack.
    😉

    Those of us suave enough to be cognizant of the oeuvre of Archie Campbell's works on 'Hee Haw' will recognize that.
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    27 Apr '14 18:51
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
    😉

    Those of us suave enough to be cognizant of the oeuvre of Archie Campbell's works on 'Hee Haw' will recognize that.
    Fortunately.
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    27 Apr '14 18:55
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Fortunately.
    fortunately sonhouse resurrected this game unfortunately others tried to bump it
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    27 Apr '14 20:15
    Originally posted by redbarons
    fortunately sonhouse resurrected this game unfortunately others tried to bump it
    Unfortunately nobody knew the rules.
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    27 Apr '14 21:34
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Unfortunately nobody knew the rules.
    Fortunately the rule book never burned up in the fire. Unfortunately Sonhouse ate it and it gave him heartburn.
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    27 Apr '14 23:16
    Originally posted by cashthetrash
    Fortunately the rule book never burned up in the fire. Unfortunately Sonhouse ate it and it gave him heartburn.
    Unfortunately, Moonbus contributed another post to a thread which would otherwise have petered out by itself. Fortunately, Moonbus voluntarily withdrew from a party indiscriminate enough to let him try to crash it.
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