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I put my hand in a fry pan...

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full of boiling oil. Only the front part and for a mere second, but it seems live flesh gets fried faster then meat. Of course, it wasn´t on purpose. Now it is half four in the morning here and I can not sleep because I have second degree burns and monumental pain. ****** fishsticks. Next time I am eating sushi.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
full of boiling oil. Only the front part and for a mere second, but it seems live flesh gets fried faster then meat. Of course, it wasn´t on purpose. Now it is half four in the morning here and I can not sleep because I have second degree burns and monumental pain. ****** fishsticks. Next time I am eating sushi.
HAHA! Idiot.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
HAHA! Idiot.
Lol. Under some other circumstances I would be offended for your remark, but I think I have to agree with you on this one.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
full of boiling oil. Only the front part and for a mere second, but it seems live flesh gets fried faster then meat. Of course, it wasn´t on purpose. Now it is half four in the morning here and I can not sleep because I have second degree burns and monumental pain. ****** fishsticks. Next time I am eating sushi.
Sounds nasty.

Have you tried Acetaminophen, Ibuprofen or Salicylic Acid?

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Well, morning is coming soon here so I will get to nearest pharmacy if not even visit a doctor in two hours. I am alergic to most pain killers which is kinda stupid. But it´s getting better, at least it´s getting less painful than it was. I certainly won´t die from it but I am worried that I could have very ugly scar as a reminder. Oh, lets see... 🙂

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Well, morning is coming soon here so I will get to nearest pharmacy if not even visit a doctor in two hours. I am alergic to most pain killers which is kinda stupid. But it´s getting better, at least it´s getting less painful than it was. I certainly won´t die from it but I am worried that I could have very ugly scar as a reminder. Oh, lets see... 🙂
I suppose you will have to wait for the tissue and surrounding nerve endings to die before the pain will subside.

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Originally posted by mlprior
I suppose you will have to wait for the tissue and surrounding nerve endings to die before the pain will subside.
ha-ha nice one centurion!

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Originally posted by mlprior
Sounds nasty.

Have you tried Acetaminophen, Ibuprofen or Salicylic Acid?
Only Ibuprofen would help the type of pain he has since it is an anti-inflammatory drug.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Only Ibuprofen would help the type of pain he has since it is an anti-inflammatory drug.
Thank you Dr. Drug.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Thank you Dr. Drug.
Hey, I dind't say it would hit him harder if he snorted it!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hey, I dind't say it would hit him harder if he snorted it!
Pro Tip!~

It goes twice as far if you cut it with some aspirin?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Pro Tip!~

It goes twice as far if you cut it with some aspirin?

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Cheaper yet.....flour.

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Make sure you keep the burns well-hydrated and/or covered, otherwise they'll dry out and crack (which hurts something fierce). Also, have your best friend blow two crushed Advil tablets up your rectum with a bubble tea straw every 4 hours - I guarantee you'll feel like a new man!

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Originally posted by PBE6
Make sure you keep the burns well-hydrated and/or covered, otherwise they'll dry out and crack (which hurts something fierce). Also, have your best friend blow two crushed Advil tablets up your rectum with a bubble tea straw every 4 hours - I guarantee you'll feel like a new man!
Pro Tip!~

If you don't have a friend you can use an eyedropper.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Lol. Under some other circumstances I would be offended for your remark, but I think I have to agree with you on this one.
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