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I put my hand in a fry pan...

I put my hand in a fry pan...

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Originally posted by PBE6
Make sure you keep the burns well-hydrated and/or covered, otherwise they'll dry out and crack (which hurts something fierce). Also, have your best friend blow two crushed Advil tablets up your rectum with a bubble tea straw every 4 hours - I guarantee you'll feel like a new man!
You'll find this easier to do if you dissolve the advil in a shot of vodka before having someone shoot it up your bum.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
full of boiling oil. Only the front part and for a mere second, but it seems live flesh gets fried faster then meat. Of course, it wasn´t on purpose. Now it is half four in the morning here and I can not sleep because I have second degree burns and monumental pain. ****** fishsticks. Next time I am eating sushi.
Never oil and NEVER with the frying pan. I highly recommend the barby instead. Let it sear and then turn it over.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Never oil and NEVER with the frying pan. I highly recommend the barby instead. Let it sear and then turn it over.
Are we still talking about the hand here?

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You should've kept it in there for a while...then you would feel no pain at all.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You should've kept it in there for a while...then you would feel no pain at all.
Actually my Freddy Krueger hand makes me look like some kind of a bad boy. Girls like it. It's hot. Literally.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
full of boiling oil. Only the front part and for a mere second, but it seems live flesh gets fried faster then meat. Of course, it wasn´t on purpose. Now it is half four in the morning here and I can not sleep because I have second degree burns and monumental pain. ****** fishsticks. Next time I am eating sushi.
Kinda ironic, getting advice from Mr BURN(s), don't you think? :-)

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Actually my Freddy Krueger hand makes me look like some kind of a bad boy. Girls like it. It's hot. Literally.
I leaned on the stove with my elbow two days ago. again. I think this is the fourth time within two years.


I should probably stop doing it. it is quite hot.

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Originally posted by wormwood
I leaned on the stove with my elbow two days ago. again. I think this is the fourth time within two years.


I should probably stop doing it. it is quite hot.
I cut a small slice off the top of my thumg this evening slicing radicchio for my risotto. It bled like anyting, and it makes typing a pain.

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