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I think my cat is hungry...

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My cat is an outside cat...it tears down the screen doors until we feed it. We now have a 5 centimetre hole in our screen door.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
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My cat is an outside cat...it tears down the screen doors until we feed it. We now have a 5 centimetre hole in our screen door.
Are you sure your cat is not a BIG CAT?

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Originally posted by Alpha10
Gotta love cats....
No you don't. Personally I find cat too stringy. Now a good sized possum, that's good eating.

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Originally posted by wucky3
i wonder if there are any cat psychologists out there..
my cat keeps bringing in mice and birds..i get up to find headless birds, feathers and blood spattered across my floor. Now i know this is supposed to be 'a gift' off my cat but surely after getting regular rollockings my cat would have got the message but he persists on doing this. He is a tom but i ...[text shortened]... ...I do feed him.
Any solutions??

sorry about your cat KK...get your other cat a friend 🙂
that's nothing.... my cat is female (but sterilized), and not only do we find dead mice and birds everywhere... no, as a special treat the cat has brought in mice that weren't quite dead yet. Now that's fun, trying to catch a mouse running around in the hallway... we've just taken to setting our dog loose one them... not a pretty sight, but solves the problem.
Jeez, my cat must really love me 😕

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Originally posted by Alpha10
Gotta love cats....
I used to own a couple of dogs that loved cat....

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Originally posted by The Plumber
I used to own a couple of dogs that loved cat....
my cat would eat your dog for breakfast he's an out and out scally 😛

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Originally posted by wucky3
my cat would eat your dog for breakfast he's an out and out scally 😛
Give 'em Heck, Wucky!!! 😀

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Originally posted by angie88
that's nothing.... my cat is female (but sterilized), and not only do we find dead mice and birds everywhere... no, as a special treat the cat has brought in mice that weren't quite dead yet. Now that's fun, trying to catch a mouse running around in the hallway... we've just taken to setting our dog loose one them... not a pretty sight, but solves the problem.
Jeez, my cat must really love me 😕
Over the years, my not-quite-dead gifts from my cats have included:

mice, moles, birds, squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits, snakes, frogs, toads, bats, *and* a baby snapping turtle which we kept and which made a very amusing pet.

I've never had a dog to clean up after them. Instead we comically try to corner, catch, or shoo the victims out the door or window. During one such chase my son had the squirrel we were pursuing leap from the window blinds right on top of his head.

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Originally posted by wucky3
my cat would eat your dog for breakfast he's an out and out scally 😛
Hmmmmmm, not unless your cat was a tiger, and even then, it would be at least an interesting contest. My dog was half wolf (literally - he was a pure-bred wolf-hybrid), and was probably bigger than any dog you've ever met.

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Originally posted by The Plumber
Hmmmmmm, not unless your cat was a tiger, and even then, it would be at least an interesting contest. My dog was half wolf (literally - he was a pure-bred wolf-hybrid), and was probably bigger than any dog you've ever met.
hmmm, well my cat smokes cigars and carries a flick knife 😉

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Originally posted by wucky3
hmmm, well my cat smokes cigars and carries a flick knife 😉
My dog had amber eyes and retractable claws....

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Originally posted by The Plumber
My dog had amber eyes and retractable claws....
..until my cat scratched them out and extracted its claws whilst juggling 3 rats

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Originally posted by wucky3
..until my cat scratched them out and extracted its claws whilst juggling 3 rats
and then it woke up....

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Originally posted by The Plumber
and then it woke up....
lol...

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Originally posted by wucky3
lol...
A pushy door-ro-door salesman came by once during dinner, and didn't want to take "no" for an answer. He was just in the process of saying, "Really, this will only take a moment of your time" for the third time when Dakota pushed his head past my hip and I had to grab his collar to keep him from going out the door. The salesman's eyes got big and he quickly backed off the porch while saying, "Uh, sorry for bothering you, I'll, uh, come back later...." He never did.

Of course, he didn't realize that Dakota was the world's friendliest dog and just wanted to play. I used to say that if anyone ever broke into the house, he'd knock them down and lick 'em to death.