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I want to play with gays

I want to play with gays

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If there are any gays here then I want to play with them and hopefully beat them. I love gays, and I love straight people, and bipolar people are fine by me. If you want to play with me then please send me a game with the title "I am a gay dude" so that I can prepare my opening accordingly because sexual orientation is apparently important in chess nowadays, and also I want to be the ambassador for straight people. My first mission is to make contact with the gays and send them fruit baskets or whatever they like. We as straight men should ally ourselves with gays because they go to gym a lot and could help us beat up people we don't like, e.g. asexuals.

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Why don't you challenge every single member of the Metallica clan?

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I'm usually quite happy and I smile alot.
Does that coun?

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Originally posted by Crowley
I'm usually quite happy and I smile alot.
Does that coun?
YES! You MUST be gay, but I've beaten you already. Want to play with me some more?

xxx air kisses, darling xxx

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Why don't you challenge every single member of the Metallica clan?
Because they would beat the living crap out of me. Why don't you challenge them?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Because they would beat the living crap out of me. Why don't you challenge them?
because I have enough games, a few against Metallica also.

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a straight man, a homosexual and an transgender walk into a pub...

...nothing wrong with that, it's an integrated community!

my (academic) dad is a homosexual (coincidentally, research was done into homosexuality being hereditary) and someone bought him a lesbian porno movie for his birthday. classic 😀

just thought i'd say...

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