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I can take you out anytime I want. Think about that the next time you wanna crack wize wit' me...you know who you are...

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Originally posted by duecer
I can take you out anytime I want. Think about that the next time you wanna crack wize wit' me...you know who you are...
Wut?

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Originally posted by duecer
I can take you out anytime I want. Think about that the next time you wanna crack wize wit' me...you know who you are...
Damn, well do it already! I haven't had a proper date for years!

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Originally posted by duecer
I can take you out anytime I want. Think about that the next time you wanna crack wize wit' me...you know who you are...
Cool, dinner and drinks are on you then. 🙂

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you are the smelly sock in my dirty laundry basket. you are the ugly girl i never thought about at age 14. you are the mold on the penicillin the doctor won't use. you are the rot in rotterdamm. you are a weakling lying in the sand at the beach to afraid to look at a dead crab fifty yards away. you are what you are and you know it so you scream at the world in the hope that you might insult someone enough that they will take you out of your misery.

i want you to be miserable so i am going to walk on by and only kick at your shadow.

oh look !, your shadow is crawling under the sand. i guess there is no hope for you if even your shadow won't take a beating for you.

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Originally posted by duecer
I can take you out anytime I want. Think about that the next time you wanna crack wize wit' me...you know who you are...
I haven't been to the movies in ages....and i expect a reach around during any spooning.

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Originally posted by duecer
I can take you out anytime I want. Think about that the next time you wanna crack wize wit' me...you know who you are...
Welcome home, Pastor Duecer. Glad you're back. Stick around this time. Thanks. -gb

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Originally posted by duecer
..you know who you are...
Indeed I know I carry a mirror with me for identification.
Like can you identify yourself?
[look in the mirror] Doubtless, that's me!

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Originally posted by duecer
I can take you out anytime I want. Think about that the next time you wanna crack wize wit' me...you know who you are...
Hey Paster, Who put your panties in a knot again?

EDIT: You just can't stay away. 😛

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Indeed I know I carry a mirror with me for identification.
Like can you identify yourself?
[look in the mirror] Doubtless, that's me!
I bet sometimes you get a passing reflection in the bathroom mirror though and wonder when your hair got so thin?

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bishop bobby and reverend rusty,
are on tha tent tour again...
they'll preach holy moly and and dig in yer pockets,
and forever pretend they yer friend...


HA!!!
thanks fer tha inspiration, divegeester...

😀
rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
bishop bobby and reverend rusty,
are on tha tent tour again...
they'll preach holy moly and and dig in yer pockets,
and forever pretend they yer friend...


HA!!!
thanks fer tha inspiration, divegeester...

😀
rookie
I remain, as ever, your biggest fan

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Once again, Sir Divegeester, you strain to read in... Respect, affection and deferential

regard with reference to publically disclosed information a year or so ago. That's all.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Wut?
oh wize guy eh? nyuck nyuck