i was just a precocious lad...

promising to do this or that if a "thing" happens (how big is big???) or doesn't happen, is not a convincing argument for me...

i don't hate you neither...

yer predictions have not impressed me so far, so do you have any specifics as to what is going to happen???

will the moon drip blood in my eye???
will california break off and slide into the sea???
will atlantis appear???
will kim kardashian finally reveal that she is the sole source of gravity for the entire planet???

i sure would like to know,
but i doubt i ever will...

yers truly,
rookie

have you ever been reading the back of a cereal box, look around and yer dog is lying on the floor watching you, trying to figure out what it is yer doing just standing there???
then he asks, nonchalantly,
may i have food now???

Have you started playing with yourself in front of your dog ?

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Have you started playing with yourself in front of your dog ?

he shows off regularly just how easy it is to lick hizzelf,
why shouldn't i return the favor???

Cat's whiskers
Dog's bollocks
It's all the same.

Rookie54 is it hot where you are? If so, get outta the sun man.

writing silly rhymes,
about people, places and things...
it seems i may have lost my way,
and it's wrong to make fun of human suffering...

Originally posted by rookie54
writing silly rhymes,
about people, places and things...
it seems i may have lost my way,
and it's wrong to make fun of human suffering...

Sierra Nevada
Chilled by the desert stars
Magnum, Perle and Cascade
Citrus and toffee
Sweetness and bitterness
from the same fountain

- Robbie Zen noob.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Sierra Nevada
Chilled by the desert stars
Magnum, Perle and Cascade
Citrus and toffee
Sweetness and bitterness
from the same fountain

- Robbie Zen noob.

Robbie writes a poem,
i wish he would behave,
please think of poor old Wordsworth
turning in his grave.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Robbie writes a poem,
i wish he would behave,
please think of poor old Wordsworth
turning in his grave.

Seven games
without defeat
really is quite
a neat
feat

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Seven games
without defeat
really is quite
a neat
feat

None of those victories were against the Ghost (or Ipswich Town).

*Edit. Don't look at my game history. Just lost 2 in a row. 😳