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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    and i did not realize her nefarious schemes...
    woe,
    all is lost...
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    Originally posted by rookie54
    and i did not realize her nefarious schemes...
    woe,
    all is lost...
    Welcome to the club.
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    08 Sep '15 08:17
    Originally posted by rookie54
    and i did not realize her nefarious schemes...
    woe,
    all is lost...
    Spouse, partner, sister, other relative, boss, employee, business associate, neighbour, friend?

    And exactly how extensive is the meaning of "all" as you use it here?
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    08 Sep '15 16:09
    Originally posted by FMF
    Spouse, partner, sister, other relative, boss, employee, business associate, neighbour, friend?

    And exactly how extensive is the meaning of "all" as you use it here?
    you seek to expose my perfidy...
    begone!!!
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    09 Sep '15 11:51
    Originally posted by FMF
    Spouse, partner, sister, other relative, boss, employee, business associate, neighbour, friend?
    Caissa, of course!
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    10 Sep '15 10:40
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i was just a precocious lad...
    "never knew no good from bad"?
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    10 Sep '15 17:54
    behold the opposable thumb,
    its main job is to tap the spacebar...
    but long ago, in it's glorious past,
    it held farm tools and weapons of war...

    we've reduced it to naught more than a sign,
    of approval, or sometimes not...
    and as our noble thumbs doth fade,
    so too, do our brains slowly rot...
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    10 Sep '15 18:18
    Originally posted by rookie54
    behold the opposable thumb,
    its main job is to tap the spacebar...
    but long ago, in it's glorious past,
    it held farm tools and weapons of war...

    we've reduced it to naught more than a sign,
    of approval, or sometimes not...
    and as our noble thumbs doth fade,
    so too, do our brains slowly rot...
    That's very good 🙂
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    have you ever been somewhere you knew it to be 'safe' and you left the windows down on yer truck (because, why not, it's safe) and you go to where you cannot access yer truck easily and then it begins to rain???
    and,
    you tell yerself, self, the weather guy said nope to rain today so it won't last long and you go ever further away from yer truck (because, why not, it's safe) and then you notice it's raining harder than any hurricane in the history of the gulf (because, weather, don't you know) and you force yerself to remain calm...
    even though you have tools in the back of yer truck...

    and then it really begins raining hard...
    and,
    you tell yerself, it cain't last long, there's no rain in the forecast and i'm away from my dang truck because...

    dammit...
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    12 Sep '15 22:02
    why do refrigerators have drawers in them???
    i mean, i know yer supposed to put food in them, and they keep the food cold so it's preserved for a while until you can eat it...

    that is, if you know it's there...
    it's in a drawer!!!
    you cain't see that olde mac n cheese rotting in there...
    you bought celery and asparagus and carrots and onions and taters and stuff because yer gonna eat healthy! and then three months later you think, oh yeah, and you open that drawer and you wish you had a gas mask...
    and it takes a hour with a pressure washer to clean the dang drawer out...
    DANG...
    you know, i got a fancy schmanscy fridge that has glass shelves under which the drawers hang...
    and,
    did you know that even superman with x-ray vision cain't see through them dang ole glass shelves???
    why the HECK do they make stuff that do not work!!!???!!!???

    i got mold...
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    13 Sep '15 16:41
    somebody really needs to train this boy...
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    14 Sep '15 16:48
    making all his nowhere plans for nobody...
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    14 Sep '15 22:19
    Originally posted by rookie54
    making all his nowhere plans for nobody...
    Goo goo gajoob?
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    18 Sep '15 18:34
    i've been looking for a long time for the next best thing...
    i found it in my junk drawer in the kitchen...
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    25 Sep '15 03:58
    a lizard got into the bathroom,
    and started eating up all my bugs...
    i frowned at him quite severely,
    but i prolly should give him hugs...
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