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Originally posted by ale1552
That is the only one I have heard about. I have not seen any cases, however.
Remember the old admonition, "If you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind"?

Going cross-eyed is the first step.

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And now we know why he calls himself 'handy'.

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Originally posted by apathist
And now we know why he calls himself 'handy'.
Were your mother and father first cousins?

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Was your father your mother's brother?

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Originally posted by apathist
Was your father your mother's brother?
Are you bored because you're single, or single because you're bored?

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Handy just asked me out. <blush>

I know about radical sports fanatics, though, so I turned the offer down.

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Originally posted by apathist
Handy just asked me out. <blush>

I know about radical sports fanatics, though, so I turned the offer down.
Just watch out for that hind leg action once you have been plied with drinks... also, story goes, the Old Spice Cologne has long since turned rancid...
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He plays solid chess.

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Originally posted by apathist
He plays solid chess.
"About HandyAndy: Chess is a sea in which a mosquito can bathe and an elephant can drown. I'm just trying to stay afloat."
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"About HandyAndy: Chess is a sea in which a mosquito can bathe and an elephant can drown. I'm just trying to stay afloat."
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Are you entered in The Rose Bowl parade?

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"Chess is a sea in which a mosquito can bathe and an elephant can drown. I'm just trying to stay afloat."
Upon reflection, that is a decent quote. Don't tell him i said so.