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I wish I was an Englishman

I wish I was an Englishman

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My neighborhood's dentist is flaming hot, yet
I have no reason to schedule a visit.

:'(

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Originally posted by Seitse
My neighborhood's dentist is flaming hot, yet
I have no reason to schedule a visit.

:'(
And that would change if you would be an Englishman?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
And that would change if you would be an Englishman?
Apparently we all have bad teeth.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Apparently we all have bad teeth.
is there any link between this assumption, and the phrase,"keep a stiff upper lip"???

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Originally posted by rookie54
is there any link between this assumption, and the phrase,"keep a stiff upper lip"???
🙂 Maybe.

The whole bad teeth thing though is sooo 19th century.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
🙂 Maybe.

The whole bad teeth thing though is sooo 19th century.
Last time I made out with several people at a Birmingham pub, they
all had terrible teeth. Hence, it's a scientific fact.

And the breathe was pure Stella. Yikes!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Last time I made out with several people at a Birmingham pub, they
all had terrible teeth. Hence, it's a scientific fact.

And the breathe was pure Stella. Yikes!
I am only a quarter English and therefore only lost my front teeth.

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Originally posted by Kegge
I am only a quarter English and therefore only lost my front teeth.
Is that the quarter with syphilis?

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
🙂 Maybe.

The whole bad teeth thing though is sooo 19th century.
That explains why Yanks like Seitse still think it's a funny joke.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
That explains why Yanks like Seitse still think it's a funny joke.
Hey, I am not a Yank. That's an insult! 😠

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Lesson one: learn their language; it's "I wish I were an Englishman."

Lesson two: learn the words & tune to "I am the very model of a modern major general..." by heart.

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Originally posted by moonbus
Lesson one: learn their language; it's "I wish I were an Englishman."

Lesson two: learn the words & tune to "I am the very model of a modern major general..." by heart.
Learn my languages, dweeb.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Learn [b]my languages, dweeb.[/b]
Come sir, so very few colleges teach cauliflower.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Come sir, so very few colleges teach cauliflower.
I demand respect! Gibberish is an ancient language built around
a rich culture and giving voice to ancient traditions!