I would like to found a cult (sign here)

Anybody willing to join?

Of course we will purchase lots of hectares in the jungle and live there
happily in promiscuity, contemplation and drinking of mysterious
potions divinely inspired to free the mind.

But first you must pledge allegiance to me and to the inspiration
for which I stand, one people under me, indivisible, with joy
for you and primate note right for me.

Who's in?

If I say yes can I become some sort of Arch Bishop with powers similar to the Spanish Inquisition?

Granted.

Thou shalt demolish skulls* of them sinners, me son.

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Disclaimer. The concept shall not be understood as limiting but
enabling, allowing death by bonfire, stoning, drowning, and other
methods allowed during medieval times.

Righto, I'm in. I'm looking forward to making people kiss my ring.

Will you kiss mine?

Originally posted by Seitse
Will you kiss mine?

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Is it encrusted with jewels?

The ring is not placed on a finger, though.

Originally posted by Seitse
The ring is not placed on a finger, though.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Ok, only if I get a mint afterwards.

So, this cult, I assume we don't believe in clebacy for the clergy and polygamy is ok?

Absolutely yes.

Scientology is already there for those who wish something else out of a
cult. We're here for purification through freedom of the cult's high clergy.

Edit. Ever heard of flirty fishing?

Originally posted by Seitse
Anybody willing to join?

Of course we will purchase lots of hectares in the jungle and live there
happily in promiscuity, contemplation and drinking of mysterious
potions divinely inspired to free the mind.

But first you must pledge allegiance to me and to the inspiration
for which I stand, one people under me, indivisible, with joy
for you and primate note right for me.

Who's in?

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