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Heaven through humping, Nice slogan, I might get that put on my notepaper.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Anybody willing to join?

Of course we will purchase lots of hectares in the jungle and live there
happily in promiscuity, contemplation and drinking of mysterious
potions divinely inspired to free the mind.

But first you must pledge allegiance to me and to the inspiration
for which I stand, one people under me, indivisible, with joy
for you and primate note right for me.

Who's in?
Jeez, what's wrong with you? Didn't you watch Apocalypto? You will bring a lot of misery to people.

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Make me the equivalent of a seneschal and I'm in.

P.S. Will we get time off to go to the footie matches?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Anybody willing to join?

Of course we will purchase lots of hectares in the jungle and live there
happily in promiscuity, contemplation and drinking of mysterious
potions divinely inspired to free the mind.

But first you must pledge allegiance to me and to the inspiration
for which I stand, one people under me, indivisible, with joy
for you and primate note right for me.

Who's in?
It sounds like great fun but I must decline you offer as I am going to start a religion of my own. It will be called The Great Alligator. Mostly money oriented like the rest but I have some new twists that are very clever and profitable. One is that you can pay to have a dead relative go to heaven. There will be no kissing of the dingle berry encrusted family jewels or eating fromunda cheese here, so don't worry about my organization being in competition with yours.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Anybody willing to join?

Of course we will purchase lots of hectares in the jungle and live there
happily in promiscuity, contemplation and drinking of mysterious
potions divinely inspired to free the mind.

But first you must pledge allegiance to me and to the inspiration
for which I stand, one people under me, indivisible, with joy
for you and primate note right for me.

Who's in?
Your offer intrigues me but I am already in a cult and do not wish to leave. How would you feel about an open relationship?

Also, can I be the enforcer in the cult? In my current cult I get to chop people's hands off if they steal, and I perform the occasional beheading.

Final question, what's the dress code like? Brown robes are SO 2006 but there are so many new cults out there that are committing fashion suicide like this. Being up-to-date with the latest in cult fashion trends is an absolute must for me.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
P.S. Will we get time off to go to the footie matches?
it will be mandatory, although manu fans will be frowned upon.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Your offer intrigues me but I am already in a cult and do not wish to leave. How would you feel about an open relationship?

Also, can I be the enforcer in the cult? In my current cult I get to chop people's hands off if they steal, and I perform the occasional beheading.

Final question, what's the dress code like? Brown robes are SO 2006 but there ar ...[text shortened]... like this. Being up-to-date with the latest in cult fashion trends is an absolute must for me.
Monsignor Zort Boy and I have been thinking a lot about this issue,
so your inquire is timely and proper.

At some point it was given through divine revelation that nothing else
but the kissable rings would be needed attire-wise. However, such
practice would represent a problem when attending the Ecumenic Councils
in the Vatican, and creating havoc is not in line with the ecumenic spirit
of the aforementioned happenings.

Therefore, some proposals were analyzed, the most accepted being:

PROPOSAL #1 - The Encyclical J.C. Penny's Catalog Option

http://tinyurl.com/ydxxgwz

PROPOSAL #2 - The 'Eat my Chip' Nonsectarian Conversion Uniform

http://tinyurl.com/yb4nlb9

PROPOSAL #3 - The Fleabitten Special

http://tinyurl.com/5f2x65

PROPOSAL #4 - The "All douches go to heaven" Version

http://tinyurl.com/qt4ld3

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Interested in joint work?

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Originally posted by Seitse


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Interested in joint work?[/b]
"Joint" work is it? Well maybe if you elaborate a bit I may be in.

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Originally posted by wormwood
although manu fans will be frowned upon.
I figured that went without saying.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Anybody willing to join?

Of course we will purchase lots of hectares in the jungle and live there
happily in promiscuity, contemplation and drinking of mysterious
potions divinely inspired to free the mind.

But first you must pledge allegiance to me and to the inspiration
for which I stand, one people under me, indivisible, with joy
for you and primate note right for me.

Who's in?
Any age limitations?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Any age limitations?
Not at all, brother Bob.

Smoking Pall Mall would be as frowned upon as Manu followers, though.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Anybody willing to join?

Of course we will purchase lots of hectares in the jungle and live there
happily in promiscuity, contemplation and drinking of mysterious
potions divinely inspired to free the mind.

But first you must pledge allegiance to me and to the inspiration
for which I stand, one people under me, indivisible, with joy
for you and primate note right for me.

Who's in?
Do we all get high-top black sneakers?