Originally posted by ianpickeringThe nit picker who names himself Ian,
Is that your best shot Shavixmir?
Did you write it whilst out on the beer?
Should I take offence
When it don't make no sense?
Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!!
Was pondering sense, beer and bein',
He thought oh so hard,
His senses got marred,
And he now needs aids for hearin' and seein'.
😉
Originally posted by rwingettRwingett, what's your poem about
Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts
It's the worst i've seen without doubt
You sit there all smugly
Your face ain't half ugly
And you need to get your hair sorted out
Originally posted by Jay PeateaDo you know what a limerick is?
There was an old man called Ian Pickering
He play chess but his tactics were sickening
Lost his queen to that knight fork pin again
Poor old Ian Pickering Begin again.........😉
Even Rwingett's was better than this!
I don't think you knew
What you had to do
I think you should give it a miss
Originally posted by kirksey957When they handed out brains in Kentucky
Hickory, Pickering, Dock
The forums designed to shock
From Bush the moron
To America, land of pions
It was Pickering
Sent home a' slithering.
Kirksey957 was unlucky
A backwoods hick is he
He aint got no degree
It's interbreeding for him - if he's lucky!
[Sorry. Kentucky isn't easy to rhyme]
Originally posted by ianpickeringWhat ian has just failed to see
Do you know what a limerick is?
Even Rwingett's was better than this!
I don't think you knew
What you had to do
I think you should give it a miss
(recently noticed by me)
is that 'rwingett' has not
two syllables got:
you cretin, 'rwingett' has three!
Originally posted by ianpickeringI'm sorry for being so thick
Do you know what a limerick is?
Even Rwingett's was better than this!
I don't think you knew
What you had to do
I think you should give it a miss
you're correct its not a limerick
yes I'm dunce of the class
though I'm not the last
No that is Ianering the Pick!