ianpickering limerick

ianpickering, now there's a dumbass
i'm glad my kid's not in his class
it's quite plain to see
(and I hope you agree)
his stupidity's hard to surpass

Your turn!

Originally posted by ianpickering
ianpickering, now there's a dumbass
i'm glad my kid's not in his class
it's quite plain to see
(and I hope you agree)
his stupidity's hard to surpass

Your turn!

Originally posted by ianpickering
ianpickering, now there's a dumbass
i'm glad my kid's not in his class
it's quite plain to see
(and I hope you agree)
his stupidity's hard to surpass

Your turn!

The chess player Ianpickering,
Was playing with the candle light flickering,
He moved twice or once,
And then called me a dunce,
Then sat 'fore his monitor sniggering.

Originally posted by slimjim
OK I'll give it a shot.
There once was a teacher named Ianpickering
Who should change his name to Ianbickering
he hardly moves at all
but loves breaking my balls
The site would be a boring site without Pickerings
Bickerings.
😵😀😉

Originally posted by shavixmir
The chess player Ianpickering,
Was playing with the candle light flickering,
He moved twice or once,
And then called me a dunce,
Then sat 'fore his monitor sniggering.

Picker's a jolly old chap,
Spewing a "poop-boat" of crap.
"Quit following Bush,
and kissing his tush!"
But I bet he's good fun at the Tap!

P-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Picker's a jolly old chap,
Spewing a "poop-boat" of crap.
"Quit following Bush,
and kissing his tush!"
But I bet he's good fun at the Tap!

P-

See this poetic disaster!
I wish I had got here faster 😕.
I-an cannot rhyme
and cannot keep time
and isn't the limerick master.

Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts

Originally posted by rwingett
Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts

Hickory, Pickering, Dock
The forums designed to shock
From Bush the moron
To America, land of pions
It was Pickering
Sent home a' slithering.

There was a chap from 'cross the pond,
Who of hurling insults was fond.
He thought that the Yanks
Were all wankers and cranks;
"It says so right here in Le Monde!"

We shouldn't hi-jack this here thread
Just cuz what Pickrin's said.
So what if he's brash,
and quit frankly an a$$
with a skull composed mostly of lead.

P-

Originally posted by rwingett
Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts