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ianpickering, now there's a dumbass
i'm glad my kid's not in his class
it's quite plain to see
(and I hope you agree)
his stupidity's hard to surpass

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Originally posted by ianpickering
ianpickering, now there's a dumbass
i'm glad my kid's not in his class
it's quite plain to see
(and I hope you agree)
his stupidity's hard to surpass

Your turn!
Well I may disagree with you about 99% of the time, I surely don't think you are a dumbass. Maybe a little misinformed. 😀

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Originally posted by ianpickering
ianpickering, now there's a dumbass
i'm glad my kid's not in his class
it's quite plain to see
(and I hope you agree)
his stupidity's hard to surpass

Your turn!
OK I'll give it a shot.
There once was a teacher named Ianpickering
Who should change his name to Ianbickering
he hardly moves at all
but loves breaking my balls
The site would be a boring site without Pickerings
Bickerings.
😵😀😉

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The chess player Ianpickering,
Was playing with the candle light flickering,
He moved twice or once,
And then called me a dunce,
Then sat 'fore his monitor sniggering.

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Originally posted by slimjim
OK I'll give it a shot.
There once was a teacher named Ianpickering
Who should change his name to Ianbickering
he hardly moves at all
but loves breaking my balls
The site would be a boring site without Pickerings
Bickerings.
😵😀😉
I hope that you didn't spend much time
On a poem that's hardly sublime
The rhythm's all wrong
The last line's too long
And also it don't even rhyme

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The chess player Ianpickering,
Was playing with the candle light flickering,
He moved twice or once,
And then called me a dunce,
Then sat 'fore his monitor sniggering.
Is that your best shot Shavixmir?
Did you write it whilst out on the beer?
Should I take offence
When it don't make no sense?
Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!!

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Picker's a jolly old chap,
Spewing a "poop-boat" of crap.
"Quit following Bush,
and kissing his tush!"
But I bet he's good fun at the Tap!

P-


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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Picker's a jolly old chap,
Spewing a "poop-boat" of crap.
"Quit following Bush,
and kissing his tush!"
But I bet he's good fun at the Tap!

P-


Eh, less of the 'old' Phabibit
And I'm quite unimpressed with your wit
'though you tried your very best
It's as poor as the rest
In fact - your Limerick's s _ _ t (not very good) !

(no offence)

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See this poetic disaster!
I wish I had got here faster 😕.
I-an cannot rhyme
and cannot keep time
and isn't the limerick master.

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Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts

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Originally posted by rwingett
Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts
rwingett has taken great pains
to exhibit his Freethinker brains
cause he's the sweetest
forum elitist
though rhyme rules his first couplet strains.

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Hickory, Pickering, Dock
The forums designed to shock
From Bush the moron
To America, land of pions
It was Pickering
Sent home a' slithering.

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There was a chap from 'cross the pond,
Who of hurling insults was fond.
He thought that the Yanks
Were all wankers and cranks;
"It says so right here in Le Monde!"

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We shouldn't hi-jack this here thread
Just cuz what Pickrin's said.
So what if he's brash,
and quit frankly an a$$
with a skull composed mostly of lead.

P-

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Originally posted by rwingett
Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts
Hey I like that!🙄🙄