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Is anyone celebrating tomorrow? I know I am...


Anyway, in your opinion, were they right in assassinating Caesar?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Is anyone celebrating tomorrow? I know I am...


Anyway, in your opinion, were they right in assassinating Caesar?
Where else would we have gotten the term 'Caesar salad' ?

GRANNY.

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You know what they say, sweet cheeks: there's no better Caesar than a dead Caesar.

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Little Caesar's pepperoni deluxe was quite decent last time I had it, though.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Is anyone celebrating tomorrow? I know I am...


Anyway, in your opinion, were they right in assassinating Caesar?
He should have been assassinated before he had a chance to write "De bello Gallico", thus sparing millions of kids many boring hours of translating it.

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We are not talking Jim Peterik here?

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"I told him, Julie, don't go. Don't go Julie, I said."

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Originally posted by Green Paladin
"If I told him once, I told him twice, Julie, don't go. Don't go Julie, I said."
fix'd

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He does make a nice salad.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Is anyone celebrating tomorrow? I know I am...


Anyway, in your opinion, were they right in assassinating Caesar?
Beware!

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Originally posted by Raven69
Is anyone celebrating tomorrow? I know I am...


Anyway, in your opinion, were they right in assassinating Caesar?
Brutus thought him ambitious.

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Originally posted by Green Paladin
"I told him, Julie, don't go. Don't go Julie, I said."
(To the tune of Scotty Doesn't Know)

Julie doesn’t know that Brutus and co
Conspire against him every Sunday.
Say they’re in bath houses,
But they just don’t go,
Still they’re out plotting and…

Julie doesn’t know, oh,
Julie don’t you go-oh.
I told him, Julie,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go!
WON’T YOU TELL JULIE?!

They say they’re in the forum, shopping,
But they’re scheming hard and they’re not stopping.

Told him Julie don’t go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Won’t you tell Julie?
Julie don’t you go-oooh…
PLEASE TELL JULIE!

I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
Their daggers they’ll pull out, thrusting.
Killing him while he’s alone,
Stifling out any last moan,
It’s a mutiny and he knows nothing,
NOTHING!

Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Told him, Julie,
Told him Julie don’t go,
Julie don’t you go-oooh…
WON’T YOU TELL JULIE?!

‘Twill be a bloody show,
The senators stoop low,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go-oooh….

The, portico, why not?
Never even reached the top…
The theatre, what a blow,

Stabbing so hard, oh
Julie don’t you go,
Julie please don’t go!

Betrayed on the Ides of March.

Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Told him Julie,
Julie don’t you go-oooh….

Julie mustn’t go,
Julie shouldn’t go,
Julie’s gotta know,
I told him, Julie,
Yes I told him myself.

Julie doesn’t know,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie’s has to,
Julie’s has to,
Julie’s has to know!

Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you go,
Julie don’t you,
Julie don’t you,
Julie don’t you go!!