If Celebrities Wrote Classic Chess Literature

The Art of the Sacrifice in the Chess- Mel Gibson

Keeping Your Bishops in Check - Pope Benedict

"Polishing Your Bishop" Ron Jeremy

"A League of Their Own"... Red Hot Pawn 2000+ Rated Members

"A League of Their Own"... Red Hot Pawn 2000+ Rated Members

Being-toward-checkmate: Being and Chess Clock - by Martin Heidegger
Self-mate - by Kurt Cobain (There must have been someone who wrote this before)
Common nonsense in chess - by Monty Python's Flying Circus

Endgame - Samuel Beckett

Too lazy?

"How to Win Without Really Trying" Tom Cruise

My Rooky-Wook - Russell Brand

Learn to mate in 30 days or less - Kim Kardashian

If, and only if. - Kipling

-m.

The Selfish Queen - Richard Dawkins

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the World of Chess - Douglas Adams.
With an introduction by Trev33

Chess for Dummies - Sarah Palin

Rooked Again - Bernie Madoff