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With sugar and spice and everything nice,
For just one night of joy and delight,
Will you fair lady, of hotness and vice,
Take me within till the sun warms us in his light?

Dirty talking, rough moving, and even some toys.
Between consenting adults nothing is vile!
In lustful, hedonistic pleasure let us rejoice
And when the morning comes greet her with a smile.

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oh ok....but only once and don't tell anyone!

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Originally posted by chessiswar
oh ok....but only once and don't tell anyone!
Dude seriously... You just killed all of my mojo!

😞

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😉

You can still play with my (_o_) if you want?

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the the source of the mojo has now been removed as well....

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Dude seriously... You just killed all of my mojo!

😞
Was your mojo risen?

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Originally posted by adam warlock
With sugar and spice and everything nice,
For just one night of joy and delight,
Will you fair lady, of hotness and vice,
Take me within till the sun warms us in his light?

Dirty talking, rough moving, and even some toys.
Between consenting adults nothing is vile!
In lustful, hedonistic pleasure let us rejoice
And when the morning comes greet her with a smile.
I tried that poem once myself. It only works on chicks with dicks.
And Hallmark told me to go screw myself. So I had to settle for chicks with dicks.
Next day my poem sounded something like this.
There was a woman named Lola, he pulled down her pants and OPA!!
That didn't work either.
I stopped writing poetry.
Word em up. Lyrical Gangsta.

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chicks with (.....) ROCK!!

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Originally posted by chessiswar
chicks with (.....) ROCK!!
no, they typically suck.
Literally.

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😞

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Originally posted by adam warlock
With sugar and spice and everything nice,
For just one night of joy and delight,
Will you fair lady, of hotness and vice,
Take me within till the sun warms us in his light?

Dirty talking, rough moving, and even some toys.
Between consenting adults nothing is vile!
In lustful, hedonistic pleasure let us rejoice
And when the morning comes greet her with a smile.
If you pay enough I am sure anything is possible, given the right lady.

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Originally posted by adam warlock
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To who are you trying to make an impression?



Or is this one of those secret things that only he/she knows? 😕

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
To who are you trying to make an impression?



Or is this one of those secret things that only he/she knows? 😕
It started here: http://www.chessatwork.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=107771&page=7

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Thread 107771

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Originally posted by adam warlock
It started here: http://www.chessatwork.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=107771&page=7
Right ...

Somehow I think that your chances are very, very slim.