If i had $1,000,000

I'd buy you a house.

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'd buy you a house.

I wouldn't tell my wife about it.

Originally posted by darvlay
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'd buy you a house.

I'd buy you a monkey.

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Wouldn't you put it in a bank?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Course we would, we'd just eat more.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Wouldn't you put it in a bank?

Originally posted by darvlay
Do you even have Kraft Dinner in the UK? 🙂

I would spend some of it and put the rest in a high interest savings account and keep spending the interest.

That way you never run out. The smart thing to do 🙂


What about those baseball players hey, $20 M I heard for 1 year.

I don't know what some of these rich people are thinking. They obviously have no brains. Athletes make $$$ and somehow some manage to lose it all and go broke. Dumb people some of them.

Originally posted by RookRAK
I'd buy you a monkey.

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Yep. I saw them twice (last year), and some of the audience threw Macaronni on to the stage at that line LMAO

Originally posted by darvlay
Too bad they don't have a line about hand grenades...