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If i had $1,000,000

If i had $1,000,000

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'd buy you a house.
I'd buy you a K-car.

Where are the tabs for this lame song? I'm game!

P-

(I spelled lame! wrong.)

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She likes to sleep with the radio on. So she can dream of
her favourite song. The one that no one has ever sung,
since she, was small. She'll never know that she made it
up. She had a soul and we ate it up. Thrown away like a
paper cup, the music falls.

The only flaw in her detailed plan. Was where she wins back
the love of her man. Everyone knows that he's never
coming back. He took her heart and she took his name.
He couldn't stand taking all the blame. He left her only
with guilt and shame, and then she cracked.

Won't it be dull, when we rid ourselves of all these demons
haunting us to keep us company?

In the dream I refuse to have. She falls asleep in a
lukewarm bath, We're left to deal with the aftermath
again. On behalf of humanity. I will fight for your sanity.
How profound such profanity can be.

Won't it be dull, when we rid ourselves of all these demons
haunting us to keep us company? Won't it be odd, to be
happy like we always thought we're supposed to feel. But
never seem to be?

Near where I live there's a viaduct. Where people jump
when they're out of luck. Raining down on the cars and
trucks below. They've put a net there to catch their fall.
Like that'll stop anyone at all. What they don't know is
when nature calls you go.


They say that Jesus, and mental health. Are just for those
who can help themselves. What good is that when you
live in hell on earth? The very fear that makes you want
to die. Is just the same as what keeps you alive. It's way
more trouble than your suicide is worth.

Won't it be dull, when we rid ourselves of all these demons
haunting us to keep us company? Won't it be odd, to be
happy like we always thought we're supposed to feel. But
never seem to be?

Hard to admit I fought the war on drugs. My hands were
tied and the phone was bugged. Another died and the
world just shrugged it off.



..............................................

That's just class.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I would spend some of it and put the rest in a high interest savings account and keep spending the interest.

That way you never run out. The smart thing to do 🙂


What about those baseball players hey, $20 M I heard for 1 year.

I don't know what some of these rich people are thinking. They obviously have no brains. Athletes make $$$ and somehow some manage to lose it all and go broke. Dumb people some of them.
jeez you're only getting 1 million $

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Not your favourite countrymen then 😵
Heh. They've written some very catchy tunes in their time, I'll give 'em that.

Their version of Bruce Cockburn's Lovers in a Dangerous Time is a good one.

I also like the song 'Enid'. 😞

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That was beautiful:'(

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Originally posted by darvlay
Heh. They've written some very catchy tunes in their time, I'll give 'em that.

They're version of Bruce Cockburn's Lovers in a Dangerous Time is a good one.

I also like the song 'Enid'. 😞
I heard Gordon when i was in Tumbridge wells, in a mates car 1993.....Starfleet battles convention in Pontins, cambersands 😞

but i didn't start buying their music until stunt came out

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Originally posted by trevor33
jeez you're only getting 1 million $
That's still over £20000 a year in a high interest account, enough to life comfortably on...

I'd like to think I'd do the same, but I'd probably blow a load of it on clothes and travelling. I go though periods of frugal living, then periods of accruing a load of debt... like this Christmas, oh dear!

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Originally posted by Lone Knight
That's still over £20000 a year in a high interest account, enough to life comfortably on...

I'd like to think I'd do the same, but I'd probably blow a load of it on clothes and travelling. I go though periods of frugal living, then periods of accruing a load of debt... like this Christmas, oh dear!
show me these accounts. 20k a year for having about 600k in the bank is madness.

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Originally posted by trevor33
show me these accounts. 20k a year for having about 600k in the bank is madness.
Any account that offers you 4% I suppose. My mate's got money in a savings account that offers 10%, but there must be a load of small print for that one.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought a lot of savings accounts offered 4-6%. Of course, if inflation is taken into account you don't make that much at all - but of course the banks won't point that out, will they?

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Originally posted by darvlay
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
You get the name brand stuff? Spoiled, I tell you! 😠

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i d buy you a monkey
haven't you always wanted a monkey?😵

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
i d buy you a monkey
haven't you always wanted a monkey?😵
Barenaked Ladies song: see the end of the lyrics

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a house ( I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
i'd but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!

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Originally posted by badmoon
Barenaked Ladies song: see the end of the lyrics

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a house ( I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant a ...[text shortened]... f I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!
man u ruined it for me!!
I was just about to throw out the picasso or a garfunkle!🙄

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"Wouldn't that be fabulous" ????


What sort of talk is this ???

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
man u ruined it for me!!
I was just about to throw out the picasso or a garfunkle!🙄
Sorry, my friend. I couldn't resist.

Rookrak should know that he has to come correct.