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Originally posted by SirUlrich
It depends - did you edit out the first or second "e"? Alex's manhood could depend on this, think carefully before you answer
🙂
Ah! Tell me which one to edit!!!!!!!!!!😲

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Ah! Tell me which one to edit!!!!!!!!!!😲
To answer your question more information is needed about Alex. However I sure as hell ain't asking for it.

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....Chess engine installed in my brain 😕

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
no! my fiancee!
OoOoOoO......
niicceeee......
fiancee haa?!?!?🙄🙂😀😉😏

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Originally posted by steelydan

couple more inches...
LOL...
are you that short???
believe me I am shorter!!!🙂😀😉🙄

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I'm rather bored right now and this was the only thing I could think of to do. Anyhow, just fill in the blanks from the title with whatever you want. If I only had a cake good goading skills, it'd be so much fun.
instead of asking "if I only had..." let's ask "if I only hadn't..."
what do you say??😕🙂😀🙄😏

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Originally posted by Favs
third leg.............
why do you need a third lag???what would that help you?????🙂😕😲😵🙄

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Originally posted by Wicked Witch
instead of asking "if I only had..." let's ask "if I only hadn't..."
what do you say??😕🙂😀🙄😏
Lol, could work 😛.

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a diploma
a friend
a chess engine
a shotgun
twenty people in my clan
a game I was winning
a car
a beer

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Originally posted by gameover9
a friend
aww, I'm sure you must have one friend at least.

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Originally posted by Wicked Witch
why do you need a third lag???what would that help you?????🙂😕😲😵🙄
'cos your momma had a wooden leg

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Originally posted by Corsair
'cos your momma had a wooden leg
what?????😠🙁

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
$2 Million cash buried in coffee cans in my back yard .
yaaa....
$2 million cash would by nice.....
very nice.....🙄😀🙂😏😵

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Originally posted by Wicked Witch
yaaa....
$2 million cash would by nice.....
very nice.....🙄😀🙂😏😵
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000,
I'd buy you a monkey, Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000,
I'd buy you a monkey, Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
no
NOT FUNNY!!!😠