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Originally posted by generalissimo
I would make everyone eat three times a day, I would make sure they smoked marijuana at least once a day, and I would make sure they went to church.

Thats all I can think of at the moment.
Why would you make everyone eat tree times a day? I know people who don't like having breakfast

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In his quiet way, generalissimo is working to supplant native English traditions with the diabolical rituals of his motherland, Brazil, where they sit in church all day smoking marijuana and crooning softly as they knit, weave and sew garments for the unspeakably hideous carven idols that serve as conduits between them and the nameless gods they adore.

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You're the king, hands down.

I thought my eyes were deceiving the other day when I saw somebody with a croc bag, but unfortunately I think they were not.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Nice reference, Bosse. No matter what anybody says, you're still one of the best.
My thanks.

I've read the reports and assure you that retribution will be swift and uncompromising.

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As though enormous candy-coloured snails were converted into clogs.

I share your shudders.

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im more not feeling the church part:p

id BAN religions if i were king.

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crusade!!!!

get my knights and armies together and in the name of our lord go and give the middle-east a good bashing..........sorry?.....what?.....too late?....somebody else got there first!! damn!
okay plan b, get my knights and go on a booze crusade to calais. with the crown on my head surley there will be no limit on how much cheap beer customs will let me bring back!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
In his quiet way, generalissimo is working to supplant native English traditions with the diabolical rituals of his motherland, Brazil, where they sit in church all day smoking marijuana and crooning softly as they knit, weave and sew garments for the unspeakably hideous carven idols that serve as conduits between them and the nameless gods they adore.
LOL.

thats a good guess, but thats not what I was exactly going for.

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Originally posted by zozozozo
If i was the king, first thing id do is put a gekko on my crown, then id:
Legalize the weedz wordwide!
Once upon a time when the world was still young and the sky was the playground of the dragons and the Snow Lions were patrolling the mountains, Bulldog, black beetle and Grasshopper were all high whilst attending upon the Teacher. The Teacher asked that miserable stoned black beetle:
-- “How can you talk with your lips and your throat closed?”
-- “You tell me, Teacher”
-- “I might tell you, but then I would lose my Dharma descendants”, he replied.

So as you see my dear zozozozo,
action in non-action can enable you not to sink into numbing emptiness and a dead nothingness whilst the holy smoke causes the opposite; you can be high on your own power alright and leave the imitation for them lacking of power, sure thing; but if you 're just about 20 go on and do your thing😵

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you became king...



If you became king or queen of the world, what things would you change?
King is the one who knows that land that is nowhere, that is the true home😵

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Ave Augustus!

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Originally posted by black beetle
Once upon a time when the world was still young and the sky was the playground of the dragons and the Snow Lions were patrolling the mountains, Bulldog, black beetle and Grasshopper were all high whilst attending upon the Teacher. The Teacher asked that miserable stoned black beetle:
-- “How can you talk with your lips and your throat closed?”
-- “You ...[text shortened]... n for them lacking of power, sure thing; but if you 're just about 20 go on and do your thing😵
oh crap, im 21:p

legalizing soft drugs would be a very smart move tho🙂

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Originally posted by black beetle
Once upon a time when the world was still young and the sky was the playground of the dragons and the Snow Lions were patrolling the mountains, Bulldog, black beetle and Grasshopper were all high whilst attending upon the Teacher. The Teacher asked that miserable stoned black beetle:
-- “How can you talk with your lips and your throat closed?”
-- “You ...[text shortened]... n for them lacking of power, sure thing; but if you 're just about 20 go on and do your thing😵
Black Beetle, you're still one of the best and always will be in my

book. Sun's setting down on our town, on our town. Good night...


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