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Would you eat of the floor? Would you clean yourself with your tongue?? If not, would you really be a dog??🙄

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Would you eat of the floor? Would you clean yourself with your tongue?? If not, would you really be a dog??🙄
1 - Yes, already do (3 second rule)

2- Yes, would do so now if I could reach all areas

3 - Woof

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
1 - Yes, already do (3 second rule)

2- Yes, would do so now if I could reach all areas

3 - Woof
Good man, err, i mean good dog 😀😛

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If you were a dog and I was a lady, would you marry me anyway would ya be my baby?

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Originally posted by demonseed
If you were a dog and I was a lady, would you marry me anyway would ya be my baby?
😞

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Originally posted by schakuhr
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Sorry.

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Originally posted by demonseed
If you were a dog and I was a lady, would you marry me anyway would ya be my baby?
If you was a bich and I was a dog I would give you my bone 🙂

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If I was a dog I'd go around smelling crotches all day.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If I was a dog I'd go around smelling crotches all day.
I do believe I can smell your crotch from here.

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Originally posted by demonseed
I do believe I can smell your crotch from here.
Hey!! I've got a big ass nose as well!!

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so who wants to get neutered/spayed?

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Originally posted by demonseed
I do believe I can smell your crotch from here.
I would bite off Kellsey's crotch and give it to Bowmann as a present.

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Would you eat of the floor? Would you clean yourself with your tongue?? If not, would you really be a dog??🙄
Clean myself with my tongue? You sure you're not thinking of cats?

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Would you eat of the floor? Would you clean yourself with your tongue?? If not, would you really be a dog??🙄
If I could reach my own crotch with my tongue, I'd never leave the house.

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Would you eat of the floor? Would you clean yourself with your tongue?? If not, would you really be a dog??🙄
If I were somehow to become a dog, I'd probably shoot myself. Just because of my hatred for fire hydrents. And liver snaps.