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I occasionally skip school and have long hair. Girls, the line forms to the right.

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Originally posted by ark13
I occasionally skip school and have long hair. Girls, the line forms to the right.
Jesus skipped school? 😕

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Originally posted by Remora91
Jesus skipped school? 😕
He did have long hair too..

The Messiah returns everyone! to save.. the girls..?!

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Originally posted by Remora91
Jesus skipped school? 😕
Yeah, He was a rebel. He claims He never got laid, but we all know the truth.

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Originally posted by Peachy
He did have long hair too..

The Messiah returns everyone! to save.. the girls..?!
... from the torture associated with living without a real man (ie. one who can perform miracles).

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Originally posted by ark13
I occasionally skip school and have long hair. Girls, the line forms to the right.
have you got a bad ass for any particular reason?

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Originally posted by ark13
... from the torture associated with living without a real man (ie. one who can perform miracles).
Are you the fool that my daughter was yacking on the phone wit for an hour and a half the other night? Merciful Jesus, deliver me from a "yes" answer.

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I'm a badmoon

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Are you the fool that my daughter was yacking on the phone wit for an hour and a half the other night? Merciful Jesus, deliver me from a "yes" answer.
Yeah, I'm that fool. But it could be worse. I mean, how many times have you worried about her with associating non-holy beings?

Don't worry, I don't know what she sees in me either...

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Are you the fool that my daughter was yacking on the phone wit for an hour and a half the other night? Merciful Jesus, deliver me from a "yes" answer.
Priceless. 😀

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Originally posted by ark13
Yeah, He was a rebel. He claims He never got laid, but we all know the truth.
So the whole Crucifixion was just a kinky S&M game that went a bit wrong?! Damn those Romans and their hedonistic orgies!

You know, I think it's probably best that we don't even get onto the subject of Jesus' "second coming". 😛


**He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

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Do u fart much?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
So the whole Crucifixion was just a kinky S&M game that went a bit wrong?! Damn those Romans and their hedonistic orgies!

You know, I think it's probably best that we don't even get onto the subject of Jesus' "second coming". 😛
Message from durex: We regret to inform you that your birth was a mistake due a machiney defect in our manufacturing plant. Please report to your nearest animal clinic to be put out.

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Originally posted by Lucardo
Message from durex: We regret to inform you that your birth was a mistake due a machiney defect in our manufacturing plant. Please report to your nearest animal clinic to be put out.
Oh no! not a machiney defect! 😲

So after I'm put out, how long is it until I'm allowed back in?

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Originally posted by ark13
I occasionally skip school and have long hair. Girls, the line forms to the right.
I have longer hair, I skip school, and I'm a B student.

Women, form a line to the left.