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I have no hair and don't go to school.😳
Women, the line forms in front of Me.😉

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Originally posted by ark13
I occasionally skip school and have long hair. Girls, the line forms to the right.
skip school=wasted opportunity. ... Long hair=Lice .... badass=seek help from child welfare services ... Girls, the line forms to the right=the wind is blowing to the left and so is his bad ass smell.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
I have longer hair, I skip school, and I'm a B student.

Women, form a line to the left.
Oh wow. Even I'm interested 😛

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Originally posted by ark13
Oh wow. Even I'm interested 😛
yea, and you look like a mini-burtreynolds. just a couple of years to get that moustache-thing going, then it'll be perfect. :{)

http://www.formstar.net/rhpfaces/ab/ark13.html

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Are you the fool that my daughter was yacking on the phone wit for an hour and a half the other night? Merciful Jesus, deliver me from a "yes" answer.
Good Googly Moogly say it ain't so!? How can you allow your daughter to associate with arktard13?!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Are you the fool that my daughter was yacking on the phone wit for an hour and a half the other night? Merciful Jesus, deliver me from a "yes" answer.
lol, I was wondering when you'd find out about their weird relationship.

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You're a badass, huh? Well get back to work and finish making my Mocha Grande!

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Originally posted by wormwood
yea, and you look like a mini-burtreynolds. just a couple of years to get that moustache-thing going, then it'll be perfect. :{)

http://www.formstar.net/rhpfaces/ab/ark13.html
I look considerably different now; that was from a year ago.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Good Googly Moogly say it ain't so!? How can you allow your daughter to associate with arktard13?!
I don't believe he's had much of a say in how I spend my time since I was 13. 😕

And I stole moms cell phone. So there's not much he can do either way.

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Originally posted by ark13
I look considerably different now; that was from a year ago.
More zits?

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Originally posted by ark13
I look considerably different now; that was from a year ago.
Hair growing in your 'special' places 😲

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Originally posted by Remora91
I don't believe he's had much of a say in how I spend my time since I was 13. 😕

And I stole moms cell phone. So there's not much he can do either way.
Still, Arktard13?! You're kidding right? Just trying to drive dear ol'Dad into an early grave?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Just trying to drive dear ol'Dad into an early grave?
With any luck.

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Originally posted by Remora91
With any luck.
Now that's just wrong, you're lucky to have a guy like kirksey957 for a Dad.... despite the fact that he's black.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Now that's just wrong, you're lucky to have a guy like kirksey957 for a Dad.... despite the fact that he's black.
I am not his daughter. He's my landlord. And if he's black then I'm Mary Poppins.