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I'm a little teapot

I'm a little teapot

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...short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.

Questions?

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Originally posted by Algernon
...short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.

Questions?
How can you ask a question to that? And why did you stop? don't you know the rest?

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Originally posted by Algernon
...short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.

Questions?
ARE YOU WEAK,😏

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Originally posted by PocketKings
How can you ask a question to that? And why did you stop? don't you know the rest?
Oh, you want the whole confessional, do you? About how, when I get all steamed up, you can hear me shout? Just so you can tip me over and pour me out? What am I, your tabloid whore? Well I am not. I am a little teapot! And in a coffee kind of nation like the US, that takes spunk.

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Originally posted by mysweetbaby
ARE YOU WEAK,😏
Oh very nice. You got some weak tea and you think it's the teapot's fault? My job is to hold your tea and retain the heat. If you buy cheap stuff, dried shavings from the tea plant rather than actual leaves, or that horrible powdered fake-jasmine tea, that's my fault? Sheesh.

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Originally posted by Algernon
...short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.

Questions?
Yeah, Gotten any flowers lately?

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Dude, you ask for questions and you got them, its been nice chatting but I have to go because your a........B*TCH

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So, who here puts (soya) milk in their cup of tea too...?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Dude, you ask for questions and you got them, its been nice chatting but I have to go because your a........B*TCH
I recommend an iron teapot for you, to help address the irony deficiency you are exhibiting.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yeah, Gotten any flowers lately?
They just arrived, thank you.

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!!!!Little teapot what the hell?damn shut the hell up lol

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yeah, Gotten any flowers lately?
I was emailed some flowers today. 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
I was emailed some flowers today. 😀
Awww... how sweet. Afterall, it's the thought that counts, right?
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Originally posted by arrakis
Awww... how sweet. Afterall, it's the thought that counts, right?
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Much prefer it to the real ones that just wilt and die. Tragic really. 😉

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