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General Forum

  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    30 Dec '15 22:23
    ... I confess.

    Sometimes I claim to have a lump down under, others
    a hemorrhoid, and most of the times a rash in areas
    which are usually covered by clothing. Overall, I just
    like the doc to give me a check, and if there's a tactile
    search it is even better. There is nothing perverse or
    luscious about it. It is relaxing, like going for a haircut
    and having your hair shampooed, or pretend to buy a
    suit in order to have a tailor take the measurements.

    Anybody here shares something similar?
  2. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    31 Dec '15 01:03
    you want yer tushie lubed,
    while bit on the earlobe...
    pay yer masseuse,
    you'll get yer silly lil probe...
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    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    31 Dec '15 06:43
    Originally posted by rookie54
    silly lil probe...
    It's not silly 😠