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I'm getting fatter...

I'm getting fatter...

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...and not in the cool hip hop way😞 I've tried everything (except self control...I have none). How can I lose weight FAST?

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Plastic surgery.

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Originally posted by Ludovician
Plastic surgery.
that cost money😳

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Originally posted by duecer
...and not in the cool hip hop way😞 I've tried everything (except self control...I have none). How can I lose weight [b]FAST?[/b]
Salmonella.

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Originally posted by duecer
that cost money😳
Exercise and proper diet.

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Originally posted by duecer
...and not in the cool hip hop way😞 I've tried everything (except self control...I have none). How can I lose weight [b]FAST?[/b]
Duct tape.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Salmonella.
Dysentery.

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Originally posted by duecer
that cost money😳
I guess coke addiction is out...

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Originally posted by duecer
...and not in the cool hip hop way😞 I've tried everything (except self control...I have none). How can I lose weight [b]FAST?[/b]
You need to get a really hot female trainer.

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Atleast if you end up in jail you'll be left alone. 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Salmonella.
I'm not taking weight loss advice from a whale😠

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Originally posted by Ludovician
Exercise and proper diet.
pfffffttt! get real🙄

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Originally posted by duecer
pfffffttt! get real🙄
Fine! Stick a toothbrush down your throat then, ya lazy sod.

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keep alot of plain pocorn in a bowl. munch as much as you like. drink something thru the day like a can of tea or some juice. eat your regular meals but drink two glasses of juice or milk before you start the meal and eat as much as you like ( the liquid has few calories and will make you feel more full as you start the meal ). forget the diets.
just do what i say and they will be calling you bones behind your back.

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Marlboro is a great weight loss program at a meager cost of $4-7 American dollars a day.

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