I'm leaving...(my version)

i would kiss you goodbye but i smell heavily of garlic.

Nobody leaves...nobody ever leaves.

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Originally posted by homedepotov
Wow, I'm not used to this level of absolutely brutal honesty in this forum. I hope you don't start a trend where people begin telling others exactly what they think of them. Things could get hairy.

Originally posted by heinzkat
I love you madly

Originally posted by homedepotov
I love me more. I challenge you to a duel for my hand.

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