I'm new here, but I feel at home

Originally posted by Metacomedian
Thanks for explaining the joke. I was also a little confused.

Who was that 70's comedian who cracked up at his own jokes
and apologised saying it was the first time he had heard it?

Gawky guy on "The Comedians" ?

Originally posted by Metacomedian
Lies spread by old enemies.

Ha!

Originally posted by BaronVonChickenpants
How can you have old enemies if you are new to the site?


Baronvonbulletpants

“Never explain―your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.” ―Elbert Hubbard

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
“Never explain―your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.” ―Elbert Hubbard

Which is a nice little sound-bite which gives you licence to talk nonsense and ignore your detractors.

Originally posted by divegeester
Which is a nice little sound-bite which gives you licence to talk nonsense and ignore your detractors.

A licence to talk nonsense?
I didn't know I needed one!

I should have consulted GB. 😞

Originally posted by Metacomedian
BTW, would you just be kind enough of handling me the remote control? There's a show I'd like to see. Also, would you turn the temperature up a notch? I like to feel a little more comfy. I hope you don't mind I opened this bag of chips. I cannot watch TV without some snacks to be quite honest.

Your room is just like it was the day you "left".

Originally posted by Metacomedian
Thanks for explaining the joke. I was also a little confused.

Jokes are supposed to be funny