I'm new here, but I feel at home

BTW, would you just be kind enough of handling me the remote control? There's a show I'd like to see. Also, would you turn the temperature up a notch? I like to feel a little more comfy. I hope you don't mind I opened this bag of chips. I cannot watch TV without some snacks to be quite honest.

Word in the street is that you're an old user under a new skin or a double user.

What do you make of those rumors?

Originally posted by Seitse
Word in the street is that you're an old user under a new skin or a double user.

What do you make of those rumors?

Lies spread by old enemies.

Originally posted by Seitse
Word in the street is that you're an old user under a new skin or a double user.

What do you make of those rumors?

I would know nothing of those rumors. Care for some tea?

Crap, I forgot to change accounts 😳

Originally posted by Metacomedian
Lies spread by old enemies.

How can you have old enemies if you are new to the site?

Originally posted by BaronVonChickenpants
How can you have old enemies if you are new to the site?

Thanks for explaining the joke. I was also a little confused.

Originally posted by Metacomedian
Thanks for explaining the joke. I was also a little confused.

There is a forum for players with Alzheimer's, but I fergit where the link is.

Originally posted by moonbus
There is a forum for players with Alzheimer's, but I fergit where the link is.

Send me a cheque for 12 hundred pounds and i'll point you in the right direction.

Originally posted by Metacomedian
Lies spread by old enemies.

Insightful.

Originally posted by moonbus
There is a forum for players with Alzheimer's, but I fergit where the link is.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Send me a cheque for 12 hundred pounds and i'll point you in the right direction.

1200 pounds of what? I have some used horse meat I could send.....

Originally posted by sonhouse
1200 pounds of what? I have some used horse meat I could send.....

Can one fashion a cheque out of horse meat?

Neigh lad.

Originally posted by Metacomedian
BTW, would you just be kind enough of handling me the remote control? There's a show I'd like to see. Also, would you turn the temperature up a notch? I like to feel a little more comfy. I hope you don't mind I opened this bag of chips. I cannot watch TV without some snacks to be quite honest.

1 don't get too dang comfortable, you got chores...
2 the remote needs batteries, get up and change the channel yerself...
3 it ain't warm enough for you??? need more global heat on yer butt???
4 eat what you like, replace everything, the coffee kitty needs yer support...
5 pull weeds in the garden for an hour for every hour of tv, rules are rules...

Originally posted by BaronVonChickenpants
How can you have old enemies if you are new to the site?

Perhaps he doesn't need an online chess forum to make enemies?