I'm new here, but I feel at home

Metacomedian

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22 Mar 16

Metacomedian

Joined: 25 Feb 16
Moves: 3653

22 Mar 16

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BTW, would you just be kind enough of handling me the remote control? There's a show I'd like to see. Also, would you turn the temperature up a notch? I like to feel a little more comfy. I hope you don't mind I opened this bag of chips. I cannot watch TV without some snacks to be quite honest.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Mar 16

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Word in the street is that you're an old user under a new skin or a double user.

What do you make of those rumors?

Metacomedian

Joined: 25 Feb 16
Moves: 3653

22 Mar 16

-1

Originally posted by Seitse
Word in the street is that you're an old user under a new skin or a double user.

What do you make of those rumors?

Lies spread by old enemies.

A Unique Nickname

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 19036

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by Seitse
Word in the street is that you're an old user under a new skin or a double user.

What do you make of those rumors?

I would know nothing of those rumors. Care for some tea?

A Unique Nickname

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 19036

22 Mar 16

Crap, I forgot to change accounts 😳

BaronVonChickenpants

Mr Magic

Joined: 07 Jan 08
Moves: 30444

22 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Metacomedian
Lies spread by old enemies.

How can you have old enemies if you are new to the site?

Metacomedian

Joined: 25 Feb 16
Moves: 3653

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by BaronVonChickenpants
How can you have old enemies if you are new to the site?

Thanks for explaining the joke. I was also a little confused.

moonbus

Über-Nerd (emeritus)

Joined: 31 May 12
Moves: 8703

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by Metacomedian
Thanks for explaining the joke. I was also a little confused.

There is a forum for players with Alzheimer's, but I fergit where the link is.

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29598

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by moonbus
There is a forum for players with Alzheimer's, but I fergit where the link is.

Send me a cheque for 12 hundred pounds and i'll point you in the right direction.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

22 Mar 16

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Originally posted by Metacomedian
Lies spread by old enemies.

Insightful.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

22 Mar 16

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Originally posted by moonbus
There is a forum for players with Alzheimer's, but I fergit where the link is.

Alzheimer's Memo: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53321

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Send me a cheque for 12 hundred pounds and i'll point you in the right direction.

1200 pounds of what? I have some used horse meat I could send.....

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29598

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by sonhouse
1200 pounds of what? I have some used horse meat I could send.....

Can one fashion a cheque out of horse meat?

Neigh lad.

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 205521

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by Metacomedian
BTW, would you just be kind enough of handling me the remote control? There's a show I'd like to see. Also, would you turn the temperature up a notch? I like to feel a little more comfy. I hope you don't mind I opened this bag of chips. I cannot watch TV without some snacks to be quite honest.

1 don't get too dang comfortable, you got chores...
2 the remote needs batteries, get up and change the channel yerself...
3 it ain't warm enough for you??? need more global heat on yer butt???
4 eat what you like, replace everything, the coffee kitty needs yer support...
5 pull weeds in the garden for an hour for every hour of tv, rules are rules...

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

22 Mar 16

Originally posted by BaronVonChickenpants
How can you have old enemies if you are new to the site?

Perhaps he doesn't need an online chess forum to make enemies?