@kevin-eleven saidYou need to narrow it down more.
Only people who are disqualified from being moderators need apply.
Narcissists preferred.
Must have rabies.
@kevin-eleven saiddo i need a damn cover letter on my resume?
Only people who are disqualified from being moderators need apply.
Narcissists preferred.
Must have rabies.
i have two std and am certified schizo
@kevin-eleven saidI’ve had scabies, impetigo and ringworm if that qualifies?
Only people who are disqualified from being moderators need apply.
Narcissists preferred.
Must have rabies.
@drewnogal saidI had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.
I’ve had scabies, impetigo and ringworm if that qualifies?
@fmf saidYes of course, request the night shifts and sleep by day instead.
I had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.
@drewnogal saidWell, there is EURO 2021. I didn't request it per se, but I do stand less chance of being literally eaten by rats in the daytime.
Yes of course, request the night shifts and sleep by day instead.
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@drewnogal saidI'm sorry, but you seem insufficiently narcissistic and not at all rabid.
I’ve had scabies, impetigo and ringworm if that qualifies?
But I could keep your application on file if you like. 😉
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@fmf saidMaybe try putting a little wasabi paste or whatever might repel rats on your toes before sleeping?
I had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.
@fmf saidYou might have rabies so that's another box ticked.
I had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.
@the-gravedigger saidI am feeling a growing sense of mounting excitement about the ever increasing prospect of impending achievement, like when I successfully applied to join the YTS scheme in the 80s.
You might have rabies so that's another box ticked.