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I'm thinking of forming a paranoid vigilante patrol

I'm thinking of forming a paranoid vigilante patrol

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Kevin Eleven

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Only people who are disqualified from being moderators need apply.
Narcissists preferred.
Must have rabies.

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we already have a rat patrol

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@kevin-eleven said
Only people who are disqualified from being moderators need apply.
Narcissists preferred.
Must have rabies.
You need to narrow it down more.

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@kevin-eleven said
Only people who are disqualified from being moderators need apply.
Narcissists preferred.
Must have rabies.
do i need a damn cover letter on my resume?
i have two std and am certified schizo

Kevin Eleven

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@rookie54 said
do i need a damn cover letter on my resume?
Well, if that's your attitude! . . .

On second thought, I might have occasional use for you in the reserves or special ops, maybe even some light typing.

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Drewnogal
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@kevin-eleven said
Only people who are disqualified from being moderators need apply.
Narcissists preferred.
Must have rabies.
I’ve had scabies, impetigo and ringworm if that qualifies?

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@drewnogal said
I’ve had scabies, impetigo and ringworm if that qualifies?
I had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.

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@fmf said
I had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.
Yes of course, request the night shifts and sleep by day instead.

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@drewnogal said
Yes of course, request the night shifts and sleep by day instead.
Well, there is EURO 2021. I didn't request it per se, but I do stand less chance of being literally eaten by rats in the daytime.

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@drewnogal said
I’ve had scabies, impetigo and ringworm if that qualifies?
I'm sorry, but you seem insufficiently narcissistic and not at all rabid.

But I could keep your application on file if you like. 😉

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@fmf said
I had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.
Maybe try putting a little wasabi paste or whatever might repel rats on your toes before sleeping?

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@drewnogal said
I’ve had scabies, impetigo and ringworm if that qualifies?
You should have put this the chat with Stella; it might have slowed down his vinegar strokes somewhat.

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@fmf said
I had two small chunks of two of my toes removed by a nibbling rat in the middle of the night about two weeks ago while I was sleeping. Don't get me wrong; I woke up; but it was too late. I have been a bit paranoid about rats in the dead of night since then. This could mean I qualify for the patrol.
You might have rabies so that's another box ticked.

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@the-gravedigger said
You might have rabies so that's another box ticked.
I am feeling a growing sense of mounting excitement about the ever increasing prospect of impending achievement, like when I successfully applied to join the YTS scheme in the 80s.

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