I'm too sexy.....

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Send me a cheque sir for 12 hundred pounds and I will show you the path to perfection.

I did and you haven't cashed it yet, perfection my A$$. 😠

@great-big-stees said
I did and you haven't cashed it yet, perfection my A$$. 😠

In fairness sir, the cheque you sent me was signed 'Mickey Mouse' and postdated 2056.

@great-big-stees said
perfection my A$$. 😠

LOL....I agree with you! 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
In fairness sir, the cheque you sent me was signed 'Mickey Mouse' and postdated 2056.

An honest mistake. You did say, "How 'bout some cheese please".

@great-big-stees said
An honest mistake. You did say, "How 'bout some cheese please".

He already got egg all over his face, why not some cheese!

-VR

@very-rusty said
He already got egg all over his face, why not some cheese!

-VR

Mention of eggs sir reminds me of the time I volunteered in a public library, and a pair of chickens walked up to the desk and said ‘Buk Buk BUK.’

I decided that the chickens desired three books, and gave them such. Around midday, the two chickens returned to the desk and again said ‘Buk Buk BuKKOOK!‘
Once more I decided the chickens desired another three books. The chickens left as before. Much to my surprise, they returned to the library in the early afternoon, and this time approached me looking very annoyed indeed and said ‘Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!‘

By now I was a little suspicious of these chickens. I gave them what they requested, and decided to follow them. They led me out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, I hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. I saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying,
“Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…”

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Mention of eggs sir reminds me of the time I volunteered in a public library, and a pair of chickens walked up to the desk and said ‘Buk Buk BUK.’

I decided that the chickens desired three books, and gave them such. Around midday, the two chickens returned to the desk and again said ‘Buk Buk BuKKOOK!‘
Once more I decided the chickens desired another three books. T ...[text shortened]... ns throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying,
“Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…”

You should have put that in the Joke Thread if you haven't already!

I even smirked a little at that one! ( That would be half a laugh)

-VR

@very-rusty said
You should have put that in the Joke Thread if you haven't already!

I even smirked a little at that one! ( That would be half a laugh)

-VR

Joke sir?

I was recounting of the time I volunteered in the library.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Joke sir?

I was recounting of the time I volunteered in the library.

"Silly goad" (sighs) !

-VR

Still sexy by the way!!
😀

@chaney3 said
Still sexy by the way!!
😀

We can't determine without seeing you. We know that Andy is distinguished looking from his picture. You too GBS!!! 😉

-VR

@chaney3 said
Still sexy by the way!!
😀

What exactly constitutes sexyness?

@ponderable said
What exactly constitutes sexyness?

You are in real trouble (have some issues) if you don't know! 😉

-VR

@ponderable said
What exactly constitutes sexyness?

Sexyness is not a factual thing - what one person finds sexy, others may not. When my friends and I discuss whether a man is sexy or not, we very seldom feel the same. They may be in agreement, I'm not. I don't think it has much to do with good looks.

@torunn said
Sexyness is not a factual thing - what one person finds sexy, others may not. When my friends and I discuss whether a man is sexy or not, we very seldom feel the same. They may be in agreement, I'm not. I don't think it has much to do with good looks.

Again that really does depend on 'the person', some only think sexyness has to do with looks only.

-VR