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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
It was just announced here in "THE GREAT WHITE NORTH" that home mail delivery in cities will stop shortly in favour of clusters of mailbox "apartments"...progress eh?
Absolutely it is. What exactly do you need regularly mailed to your house that you can't receive electronically?

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Originally posted by Trev33
This wasn't important at all - disappointed face.
OMG you are RIGHT!

This has no importance whatsoever. I am sure that everyone will join me in thanking Trev for pointing this out. Nothing slips past that sharp tack, be sure of that!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOVE. READ CAREFULLY AND SEND DONATIONS TO

National Support Group for the Important Ones
PO Box 123456789
Irony, FL 98765-3210

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Originally posted by darvlay
Absolutely it is. What exactly do you need regularly mailed to your house that you can't receive electronically?
Two things...Playboy and Penthouse.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Two things...Playboy and Penthouse.
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Look, someone who doesn't know there's tons of pr0n on the internet.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
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Look, someone who doesn't know there's tons of pr0n on the internet.
I get my prawn at the fishmarket. The magazines are for the articles.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I get my prawn at the fishmarket. The magazines are for the articles.
Since everybody seems to claim that, the question would be: Why do they print the expensive pics?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Since everybody seems to claim that, the question would be: Why do they print the expensive pics?
They need to fill out the space because there are only so many "interesting" articles and they have commitments to the advertisers to have so many pages per issue.


Could be!

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Originally posted by coquette
OMG you are RIGHT!

This has no importance whatsoever. I am sure that everyone will join me in thanking Trev for pointing this out. Nothing slips past that sharp tack, be sure of that!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOVE. READ CAREFULLY AND SEND DONATIONS TO

National Support Group for the Important Ones
PO Box 123456789
Irony, FL 98765-3210
Now you're getting it.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Absolutely it is. What exactly do you need regularly mailed to your house that you can't receive electronically?
contact lenses

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If you know who they are, please remind them to check in and read carefully.
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Originally posted by coquette
Did you miss the update?
Some have not read this important message yet.
If you know who they are, please remind them to check in and read carefully.
This message will not be repeated
Thank you for making clear how important the message IS!

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Originally posted by coquette
just like the mail with IMPORTANT on the envelope
just like the emails with IMPORTANT in the subject header
just like the customer service cue, "your call is important to us"

yes, this is IMPORTANT
How important is it TODAY?

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Originally posted by coquette
OMG you are RIGHT!

This has no importance whatsoever. I am sure that everyone will join me in thanking Trev for pointing this out. Nothing slips past that sharp tack, be sure of that!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOVE. READ CAREFULLY AND SEND DONATIONS TO

National Support Group for the Important Ones
PO Box 123456789
Irony, FL 98765-3210
"The Little Guy Saw His Shadow Which Means

ONE More Week of

FREE SHIPPING"

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"The Little Guy Saw His Shadow Which Means

ONE More Week of

FREE SHIPPING"
Incredibly important!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
It was just announced here in "THE GREAT WHITE NORTH" that home mail delivery in cities will stop shortly in favour of clusters of mailbox "apartments"...progress eh?
What I like about our cluster mailboxes is that they're locked. What I like about my apartment complex is the huge trash can next to the mailbox. Smart folks.