Insults we love

@mammy-blue said
As a complete outsider, what do you think of the human race...

Actually I am really the product of a human/alien "get together" so I have a very interesting view of your question...but I don't think you'd understand it so I'll just leave it at that.

@great-big-stees said
Actually I am really the product of a human/alien "get together" so I have a very interesting view of your question...but I don't think you'd understand it so I'll just leave it at that.

So Trump would be your leader? 😉

-VR

"Were you home-schooled?" (at the SF)

"Your tie clashes with your cologne."

"You grope for trout in strange brooks."

"Is that your wife, sir? Jesus… what was it, a train?"
- Don Rickles

Churchill gave the best put down, but it's so well known I lack the effort to type it.

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Churchill gave the best put down, but it's so well known I lack the effort to type it.

I don't think you mean this one but it's a good one:

“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
― Winston S. Churchill

so good to see you again
how's yer wife and my kids?

@torunn said
I don't think you mean this one but it's a good one:

“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
― Winston S. Churchill

Or maybe the one where some lady tells him:

"Winston, if you were my husband, I think I'd give you poison."
To which he replied:
"Madame, if you were my wife, I think I'd drink it."

@wolfe63 said
Or maybe the one where some lady tells him:

"Winston, if you were my husband, I think I'd give you poison."
To which he replied:
"Madame, if you were my wife, I think I'd drink it."

Yep, that's the one. 😀

@great-big-stees said
Apparently this is an "insult"

"You are voluptuous"

I like the word "Rubenesque", but would not like to be called that.

@suzianne said
I like the word "Rubenesque", but would not like to be called that.

Some men would prefer Rubenesque women. There was a time it was considered a compliment.

-VR

@very-rusty said
Some men would prefer Rubenesque women. There was a time it was considered a compliment.

-VR

I wouldn't mind being Rubenesque - at least curves would be in their right places.

Any man who hates little kids and women can't be all bad. - W.C. Fields

@earl-of-trumps said
Any man who hates little kids and women can't be all bad. - W.C. Fields

Fields didn't say it. The quotation is actually, "Any man who hates babies and dogs can't be all bad."