Interesting telephone stories

@suzianne said
Hard up for a skit for your company summer fête?

Talk to your pal. I'm sure he'll put them all out in record time, then you can make your escape.

@very-rusty said
Why are you like that Suzie Q?

Oh never mind, I know about your issues.

Sorry I asked!....Well not completely. Just the politically correct thing to say.

-VR

@suzianne said
I never asked you why you are the way you are. **pout**

@Very-Musty

and you brag about this? jeeeezus

@earl-of-trumps said
@Very-Musty

and you brag about this? jeeeezus

when I was around ten, I called the operator from a pay phone and told her my call didn't go through and that my dime never came back
I was lying of course but within a few seconds a dime clinked in the coin return slot
I bought an ice cream with that dime

@lemondrop

A dime bought an ice cream?
What are you? 103 years old?

@very-musty said
@lemondrop

A dime bought an ice cream?
What are you? 103 years old?

@lemondrop

Good god man.
You're what? 80?
You act like.me! An immature 40 year old.
Act your age man.

@very-musty said
@lemondrop

Good god man.
You're what? 80?
You act like.me! An immature 40 year old.
Act your age man.

@great-big-stees said
I tried calling you but got your answering machine. Did you get my message? 🤔

@very-musty said
@lemondrop

Good god man.
You're what? 80?
You act like.me! An immature 40 year old.
Act your age man.

@lemondrop said
acting like a fool keeps me young
what's your excuse?

@lemondrop

Are you a retard racist?!